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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4485 on: May 16, 2010, 02:34:54 pm »
A Guy was sitting in a sky bar ( a bar at the last floor in a sky scraper) so he's drinking his cup and another guy comes and sits beside him
the guy that was here previously tells the new guy "go jump out of the window and you'll see how you'll just shoot back in"

he goes like haha shutup its impossible

so the guy tells him look ill prove it for you, look, so he jumps and he suddenly shoots back in :o
so the guy tells him do it agaain!! he does it and he shoots back in again!!!

so new guy gets convinced and runnsss and jumppsss, and doesnt come back but falls and dies, so that man sits back and finishes his cup, the bartender says "superman your an a*shol** when your drunk :P"
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4486 on: May 16, 2010, 03:09:55 pm »
TEACHER-STUDENT JOKES  :P

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.

Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

Teacher:"This is the fifth time this week that i have had punish you What do you have to say?
Student: "Thank god Saterday and Sunday are holidays, Sir!"

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
STUDENT : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
STUDENT : Yesterday you said it's H to O !

TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
STUDENT : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !
STUDENT: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.

TEACHER : Now, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
STUDENT: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

TEACHER : JOE, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ?
JOE: No, teacher, it's the same dog !

TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
STUDENT: A teacher
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4487 on: May 16, 2010, 03:11:29 pm »
haha lol

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4488 on: May 16, 2010, 03:13:26 pm »


Two muffins were sitting in the oven

One turns to the other and says, “Wow it’s hot in here!”

The other muffins says, “Woah! A talking muffin!!!”
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4489 on: May 16, 2010, 03:15:43 pm »
some stupid question


If a person with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, would it be considered as a hostage situation?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all?”

Is there another word for synonym?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone would clean them?

How is it possible to have a “civil war?”

If one syncronized swimmer drowns, do the other swimmers drown too?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4490 on: May 16, 2010, 03:17:22 pm »
Joke #1:

There was this one boy who was on someone’s doorstep on his tiptoes trying to reach the doorbell. A man sees the boy struggling and goes up to the boy.

“Would you like me to ring the doorbell for you?” asked the man

“Yes please,” the boy replied.

The man reached up and rang the doorbell and smiled at the boy. “Now what?” he asked.

“I don’t know about you sir,” said the boy, “but I’m gonna run like heck!”

Joke #2:

So there was this third grade teacher who was trying to get her students enthusiastic about the picture day.

“Remember to bring $5 and wear a nice outfit. In future years, you’ll love looking at these pictures. You’ll be able to say, “Hey! That’s Jessica! She became a nurse!” or That’s Robbie! He became a movie star!”

A student from the back of the class pitched in.

“And that’s the teacher! She’s dead!”
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4491 on: May 16, 2010, 03:19:58 pm »
nicee :)

k id better post some jokes :)

right so a horse walk sinto the bar
and the guy next to him says " why the long face?"
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4492 on: May 16, 2010, 03:23:10 pm »
Q: What did the chicken say when she saw scrambled eggs?

A: What a crazy, mixed up kid.
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4493 on: May 16, 2010, 03:25:40 pm »
ok heres a riddle see if any of you can solve it

A PLANE CRASH AT THE BORDER OF TWO COUNTRIES.WHERE WOULD THE SURVIVORS BE BURIED?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4494 on: May 16, 2010, 03:28:56 pm »
nowhere
they're survivors   :D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4495 on: May 16, 2010, 03:30:08 pm »
Quote from: haris94 on May 16, 2010, 03:28:56 pm
nowhere
they're survivors   :D

haha lol yup
this works better wen u ask it
try it u can really fool ppl
i remember i asked my family and they all said on the borders haha
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4496 on: May 16, 2010, 03:46:43 pm »
lol..yea i hv tried it   :D
not this one but a similar one and i got a similar answer too  :P


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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4497 on: May 16, 2010, 06:13:26 pm »
hahahahahahahahahaha....  ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D


very nice jokes... ;D


keep it comin' guys... ;)
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4498 on: May 16, 2010, 06:15:29 pm »
Quote from: DrEvil on May 16, 2010, 06:13:26 pm
hahahahahahahahahaha....  ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D


very nice jokes... ;D


keep it comin' guys... ;)

haha lol
i wud if i knew anymore
but i have run out for the time being
lol give me some time to recharge
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4499 on: May 16, 2010, 06:37:25 pm »
                     Best yo mama joke!!!! ;D
yo mama's so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her A** and her and said that they were twins!!!! :P
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