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Amelia

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4455 on: January 16, 2010, 04:40:39 pm »
oh, thankgod! where r u 4om, Mony?
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Amelia

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« Reply #4456 on: January 16, 2010, 04:45:38 pm »
A frog's Dream girl

A small frog goes to a fortune teller and asks if he is going meet a young girl.

The psychic says, "Yes, you are."

The frog replies, "Where? In a bar or at a party?"

The psychic says, "In biology class."
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Monica

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« Reply #4457 on: January 16, 2010, 05:14:21 pm »
hahahahahahahaha.......!!!!!!! That joke made me laugh..!!!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! Pooor frog  :D

I am Egyptian Amelia. What about you..?
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Offline O.T.13.

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4458 on: January 17, 2010, 01:38:20 am »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on January 16, 2010, 08:40:03 am
So who likes blondes over here?  :P

For me, I don't like blonde guys much. Prefer burrente  :-\

ye5rib beitik, guys are never "brunettes" thats a feminine terminology! dammit! its called Brunet without the extra t and e
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Offline Lana Wolf

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4459 on: January 17, 2010, 07:39:36 am »
Quote from: O.T.13. on January 17, 2010, 01:38:20 am
ye5rib beitik, guys are never "brunettes" thats a feminine terminology! dammit! its called Brunet without the extra t and e

Why have you gone into correction mode all of a sudden.. lol
We undrstood what she meant.. :)
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Monica

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« Reply #4460 on: January 17, 2010, 09:09:49 am »
hahahahahaha..!!!! Thx for the correction ya Omer..loooooool..CIE should take that A* they gave me in English  :-[  :-[

Thank You Lana.  :D Is that ur real name By the way..?
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Amelia

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« Reply #4461 on: January 18, 2010, 03:31:19 pm »
m a bengali, Mony.
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Amelia

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« Reply #4462 on: January 18, 2010, 03:57:04 pm »
.. nd guys, did u know dat Men are actually struk dumb when dey c a blonde, its a fact i read somewhere but cant remeber now...
Anyways, here's another fact.

while she is attractive and popular, she lacks both common street-sense and academic intelligence, often to a comedic level. Blondes are usually portrayed as promiscuous and selfish. They also tend to carry around tiny purses that don't actually carry anything, and also little dogs who are completely stoned..

i guess, i sld. stop this thing abt. blondes. its not like i've a grudge against them...
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Amelia

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« Reply #4463 on: January 18, 2010, 04:06:13 pm »
and here's my joke 4 da day,

Getting Revenge by marriage
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Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."

Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you."

Johnson: "But I want you to."

Wife: "But why?"

Johnson: "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"

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Offline ksitna

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« Reply #4464 on: January 19, 2010, 11:58:12 am »
LOL :D

i miss this thread
and i just found it
didnt think it would keep going :D
glad it did tho



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Offline O.T.13.

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4465 on: January 21, 2010, 11:20:48 am »
yes they should Monny :P
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Monica

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« Reply #4466 on: January 22, 2010, 07:53:05 pm »
Yeah KAM. Nice memories in this thread.  :D

@Omer  ::) enta shareer  ::)
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« Reply #4467 on: January 22, 2010, 07:56:44 pm »
The dumbest blond today is parsi Hilton - actually she is not so dumb. Half the world despises her and the other half love her but everyone talks about her. It takes intelligence to get to that position.,
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Monica

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« Reply #4468 on: January 22, 2010, 08:02:09 pm »
I don't like her AT ALL. She is so spoiled..?!

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« Reply #4469 on: January 22, 2010, 08:13:14 pm »
She is less than useless frankless. She is half the reason areica is half bankrupt
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