Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
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TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
What is da true meaning of 'Study'
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S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited tafreh
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning
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When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
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TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
JOHN : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHN : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.
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LOVE
L=loss of money.
o=out of mind.
v=vaste of time.
e=end of life.
So dont LOVE.
Only line maro.
