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Offline Master_Key

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1125 on: November 16, 2010, 01:19:02 pm »
 Limit Of Love.

1 Din Samandar Ne Naddi Se Pocha,

Kab Tak Is Tarah Mujhe Pyar Karti Rahogi

Naddi Ne Hans Kar Kaha

Jab Tak Tum Me Mithass Na Aajaye... ? ? ? ? ? ?
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1126 on: November 16, 2010, 01:56:11 pm »
Professor to Macho : Wht is " Attention deficit Hyperactive disorder ? "

Macho : Jimba Lomba Bomba !

Professor : Yeh Kya tha...?

Macho : Pehle tu bata woh kya tha...?? :P
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1127 on: November 18, 2010, 12:27:15 pm »
Advice to youth.....

~ Never luv a gal /boy..
~ Nvr lie 2 parents..
~ Nvr b rude 2 any1
~ Alwys say sry to enemies..
~ Always thank ur frnd...
~ Nevr bunk skul/colg
~ Nevr roam til midnight..
~ Alwys study well..
~ Listen calmly to wht lectures say..

~ Commit Suicide immediately if u follow the above 9...:P
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1128 on: November 18, 2010, 04:59:36 pm »
A Sardar's answers in his medical entrance exam
 
Sardar was giving his medical entrance exam.
He gave definitions as follows:
Antibody:
Against everybody
Artery:
Study of fine art paintings
Cardiology:
Advanced study of playing cards
CT scan:
Scanning 4 lost whistle..
Coma:
Punctuation mark
Bacteria:
Back door to a cafeteria…

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1129 on: November 19, 2010, 01:33:50 pm »
nice bacteria was funny
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1130 on: November 20, 2010, 12:43:33 pm »
Plz dnt cry aftr readin it....

Zindagi Ne kiye hain Bahut Sitam...

Teri Kasam

Shayari Khatm..

Dekho Dus Ka dum...

Payal Baje Cham Cham..

Mobile Mein Balance khtm..

Raat ko Dikhta hai Kam..

PJ Kyun nahi ho raha Katahm..

Do You belive in Pichala Janam..

Mere Dil Mein Hein Bahut Sare Gum...

Haddi Majbut Karta Hai Calcuium...

Sshakespear ka Pehla Naam tha William...

Daant kharab Karta Hai Chewing Gum..

Exams mein Marks aate hai kum...

hum likhte hai maximum...

Expln d follwing term..

mein peeta nahi whisky, beer ya rum..

Hum Dil De chuke sanam...

Diga Diga Dum Dum...

Karte Hai PJ khatam..

VANDE MATARAM..........
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1131 on: November 20, 2010, 12:46:12 pm »
College ka "pj" :-

College me ki masti Aur pad gayi maar..
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Wah. Wah !!
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College me ki masti Aur pad gayi maar..
.wah wah! :P
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Ab Nimbu Ki Shakti ke saath naya VIM bar..!!
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1132 on: November 20, 2010, 06:54:12 pm »
SANTA -  Where there's smoke, you'll find my wife cooking dinner.
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Yeh BaaabuRaao ka style hein!

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1133 on: November 23, 2010, 12:04:00 pm »
Sardar Ji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash hands but starts washing the BASIN instead.
The manager comes running and asks him, "what are you doing?"To this,
Sardar Ji replies,"Oye, see the board here ---" Wash Basin ".
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1134 on: November 23, 2010, 01:35:12 pm »
Why girls prefer Love Marriage more than Arrange Marriage...???
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Because a known Kamina is better than an Unknown Namuna....!!! :P
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1135 on: November 23, 2010, 01:37:59 pm »
AAM JINDAGI...............

College Ke 4 Saal Barbaad Ho Gaye....
Humne 1 B Ladki Nahi Patayi..............

MENTOS JINDAGi.............

1 b Ladki Hume Pata Nahi Payi.....
College Ke 4 Saal Phir Se Barbad Ho Gaye...............
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1136 on: November 23, 2010, 01:38:53 pm »
Man shoots a mad dog 2 save lady

Newspapr:INDIAN SAVES LADY!! :D

Man- im not Indian
Nwspapr:FOREIGNER SAVES LADY

Man-im Pakistani...
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Nwspaper:TERRORIST ATTACK ON LOCAL DOG.. . :P ;)
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1137 on: November 23, 2010, 06:29:34 pm »
Quote from: Master_Key on November 23, 2010, 01:38:53 pm
Man shoots a mad dog 2 save lady

Newspapr:INDIAN SAVES LADY!! :D

Man- im not Indian
Nwspapr:FOREIGNER SAVES LADY

Man-im Pakistani...
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Nwspaper:TERRORIST ATTACK ON LOCAL DOG.. . :P ;)
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1138 on: November 24, 2010, 02:58:01 am »
Santa - Ye Chhota Medal Tumhe Kyu Mila Hai?
Banta - Gaane Ke Liye
Santa - Aur Ye Bada Wala?
Banta - Apna Gana Band Karne Ke Liye.

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Ek Sardar Ladies ward me admit ho gaya

Nurse:-Tumko sharm nahi aati.

Sardar bola:-Sharm kaisi...Hum to Paida hi Ladies Ward me hue the...

Sardar Rocks...

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1Pagal Sardar Cigarette Chupa Kar: Batao Mere Hath Me Kya Hai?
2sra Pagal:Rail Gadi
1st:Tume Kese Pta Chala?
2nd:Mene Dhuwaa Niklte Dekha.


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Santa-Mera Ghar Itna Bada Hai K Andar Local Train Chalti He.

Banta-Mera Ghar To Itna Bada He Ki Kone Me Chale Jao To Roaming Lagti Hai.

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Banta sent sms 2 Santa: Bhejnewala mahan,padhnewala gadha.

Santa got angry replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.

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Jeeto: Tumne Kbi Socha H K Meri Shadi Kisi Or Se Ho Jati To Kya Hota

Santa: Nhi MEne kbhi Kisi Ka Bura Nhi Socha

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Jeeto:Main? Tumhare Liye Duniya K Kisi B Kone Tak Ja Sakta Hu.

Santa:Lekin Pehle Ye Waada Karo Ki Tum Wapas Nhi Aaoge.

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Santa pikr lauta, biwi ki daant se bachne k liye badi si kitab kholkar padne laga
Wife:aaj fir pikar aye ho
Santa:nahi
Wife:to suitcase kholkar kya badbada rahe ho.

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1 dukhi Sardar bola"Aisi zindagi se to maut achi Achanak yamdut aya or bola"Tumari jaan lene aya hu"
Sardar: Lo karlo baat, Ab dukhi admi mazak b nahi kar sakta.

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In a 100 meter race .It was announced *1 2 3* start*. All started running expect sardar.... Coach:""why r u still waiting??"" Sardar:"My no. is 4".

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A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.

Then a Little Sardarji spoke up: "We are all human beans."

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Teacher: what is half of 8 ?
Rajnikant: 4
Santa: depend karta h agar horizntaly aadha karo to '0' Aur verticly kato toh '3'...
1st tym rajni lost...

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That's all ! Keep smiling. ;D
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1139 on: November 24, 2010, 05:45:37 am »
Quote from: Ancestor on November 24, 2010, 02:58:01 am

Jeeto:Main? Tumhare Liye Duniya K Kisi B Kone Tak Ja Sakta Hu.

Santa:Lekin Pehle Ye Waada Karo Ki Tum Wapas Nhi Aaoge.



Sweet this one.  :)
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