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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #990 on: October 12, 2010, 04:00:22 pm »
Cruel people.
Who are these sardars?
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #991 on: October 12, 2010, 04:07:52 pm »
They are mostly inhabitants of Punjab (India), which are scattered, today around the world! :D
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #992 on: October 12, 2010, 04:18:29 pm »
Quote from: Embossed on October 12, 2010, 04:07:52 pm
They are mostly inhabitants of Punjab (India), which are scattered, today around the world! :D
yes & with whose company ull never be bored, the blessed people i say ;D :D ;)              ROFL
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #993 on: October 12, 2010, 04:20:53 pm »
You know how the west has dumb blonde jokes ? People in India have dubm sardar jokes :P
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #994 on: October 12, 2010, 04:22:14 pm »
Quote from: Twinkle Charms on October 12, 2010, 04:18:29 pm
yes & with whose company ull never be bored, the blessed people i say ;D :D ;)              ROFL

They are blessed because of them being included in ROFL-ed jokes!

We bless them as jokers but they are serious people and having dumb brains, the latter is wrong. :D
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #995 on: October 13, 2010, 01:52:31 pm »
What is Marketing

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him." That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?" That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich...? That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That's Customer Feedback
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #996 on: October 13, 2010, 02:04:23 pm »
COOL DEFINITIONS Part 4

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken off when dead.
Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Optimist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in the word OPPORTUNITY..
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #997 on: October 13, 2010, 02:05:01 pm »
COOL DEFINITIONS Part 3

Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.
Marriage: It is an agreement in which a man loses his bachelors degree and woman gains her master's.
Worry: Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #998 on: October 13, 2010, 02:05:58 pm »
COOL DEFINITIONS Part 2

College: A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous homelife.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #999 on: October 13, 2010, 02:06:10 pm »
COOL DEFINITIONS Part 1

Father: A banker provided by nature.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Rumor: News that travels at the speed of sound.
Dictionary: The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1000 on: October 14, 2010, 02:47:58 pm »
LMAO master
+repped u oredy :D
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1001 on: October 14, 2010, 06:37:42 pm »
Quote from: Ari Ben Canaan on October 12, 2010, 04:20:53 pm
You know how the west has dumb blonde jokes ? People in India have dubm sardar jokes :P

Haha interesting explanationn! :D
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1002 on: October 15, 2010, 01:41:27 pm »
Dr.Samarth to patient's frnd:Agar 1 Ghanta pehle le aate to hum isse bacha lete

Frnd:Abe Aadhe Ghanta pehle to accident hua hai,
1 Ghanta pehle kaise lata
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1003 on: October 15, 2010, 01:42:01 pm »
Teacher-Tum Ro Q Rahe Ho?
Ladka-Meri Mummy Mere Papa Ko Kutta Kehti Hai
Aur Papa Unko Billi,

Mujhe Samajh Nahi Aata Ki Main Pilla Hu
Ya Billa
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1004 on: October 15, 2010, 01:42:28 pm »
Quote from: master_key on October 15, 2010, 01:41:27 pm
Dr.Samarth to patient's frnd:Agar 1 Ghanta pehle le aate to hum isse bacha lete

Frnd:Abe Aadhe Ghanta pehle to accident hua hai,
1 Ghanta pehle kaise lata

True!! ...:P :P
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