Clean jokes thread!!!

[Master_Key]

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter.

" What are you doing ? " she asked.

" Hunting flies, " He responded.
...
" Oh, killing any ? " She asked.

" Yep, three males, two females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked, " How can you tell ? "

He responded, " Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."

[Master_Key]

Good students are always like rockets...!!!
Its not that we aim the sky...!
But...
We never start before our tail is on fire...!!!!

[Master_Key]

In U.S. they invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it outto different countries for a test.

In U.S.A, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves;

In UK , in 30 minutes itcaught 50 thieves;
...
In Spain , in 30 minutes it caught 65 thieves;

In Ghana ,in 30 minutes it caught 600 thieves;

In India , in 15 minutes the machinewas stolen.

[iluvme]

In U.S. they invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it outto different countries for a test.

In U.S.A, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves;

In UK , in 30 minutes itcaught 50 thieves;
...
In Spain , in 30 minutes it caught 65 thieves;

In Ghana ,in 30 minutes it caught 600 thieves;

In India , in 15 minutes the machinewas stolen.

*sigh* Such patriotism.

[Aadeez || Zafar]

DURING THE SPACE EXPLORATION RACE BETWEEN USA AND USSR

When NASA face the problem on writing on space. NASA spended millions of dollars to make a space pen that used pressurized ink cartridges and was claimed to write in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, over wet and greasy paper, at any angle, and in extreme temperature ranges.
But when the same problem was faced by USSR the used pencil!
Lakho rupay bach gaye

[Twinkle Charms]

DURING THE SPACE EXPLORATION RACE BETWEEN USA AND USSR

When NASA face the problem on writing on space. NASA spended millions of dollars to make a space pen that used pressurized ink cartridges and was claimed to write in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, over wet and greasy paper, at any angle, and in extreme temperature ranges.
But when the same problem was faced by USSR the used pencil!
Lakho rupay bach gaye

lol is that taken from 3 Idiots? 

[elemis]

lol is that taken from 3 Idiots? 

No, its a fact of life

[Aadeez || Zafar]

No, its a fact of life

Yaaaa
It is a true fact u can get mre info  on
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Pen

[sabbath_92]

BOY:Mujse shadi karo gi?
.
.
GIRL:KyaaaAaa?
.
....
BOY:achi film hai na...!
.
Girl:kuttay k bachay....!
.
.
Boy:WhaaaAaaat?
.
.
GIRL:"Kitne cute hote hain na!"

I don't UNDERSTAND these things maynnnnn

[Master_Key]

I don't UNDERSTAND these things maynnnnn

boys asks to girl will u marry me, but in hindi and then tells it as a movie in hindi named "Mujse shadi karoji"

"kutte ke pilay" , girls says to the boy and then changes mind and tells, they r so cute.

[Arthur Bon Zavi]

lol is that taken from 3 Idiots? 

This pen:

[Twinkle Charms]

One day a sardarji was sitting in his
office on the
thirteenth floor building when a man
came running in
to his office and shouted "Santa Singh
your daughter Preeto just died in an
accident!"

Sardarji was in
panic.
Not knowing what to do he jumped
from his office window.

While coming down when he was
near the tenth
floor he remembered he didn't have a
daughter named
Preeto.

When he was near the fifth floor he
remembered
he was not married.

When he was about to hit the ground
he remembered he was not Santa
Singh.

[Twinkle Charms]

A sardar was driving helicopter near kashmir.
after sumtime it crashed.
the people asked ,"wat happened?"
he replied: "it was too cold so i switched off the fan"

[Twinkle Charms]

once a sardarji was travelling with a donkey when suddenly he came to know his donkey is missing. He shouted THANK GOD! when a villager passing by noticed this he asked why did he thank god for loosing his donkey. Sardarji replied IF I WERE RIDING ON IT I WILL ALSO GONE MISSING BY NOW!

[Twinkle Charms]

A two seater plane crashed in a
graveyard ........
Local sardars have so far found 500
bodies
...and are still digging for more..


ROFFLLLL!!