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Offline sanity_master

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1005 on: May 31, 2009, 04:04:33 pm »
i g2g to finish solving the past papers the chem ones.......:'(


cya l8r peeps
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1006 on: May 31, 2009, 04:05:48 pm »
Quote from: ZeroZero82 on May 31, 2009, 03:51:09 pm
ppeace bro. Good luck in your exams ;)

thank you namesake, ill need that
Good luck to you too :)
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1007 on: May 31, 2009, 04:41:19 pm »
Quote from: AL*Eagle on May 31, 2009, 04:03:31 pm
another one.. see the previous page last post for the best 1 so far

anyways here is the 2nd 1..

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question.

 "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"

 "None." replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away."

 "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are thinking."

 Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married?"

 "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"

 "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you are thinking."

loooooooooooooooooool

the teacher has a "clean" mind  :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1008 on: May 31, 2009, 04:53:19 pm »
lol both jokes are very hilarious
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1009 on: May 31, 2009, 09:30:58 pm »
Hey People!! THE EXAM IS TOM!! lol!! good luck everyone for chemistry and accounting, i take both so good luck for me too :'(

lol!! Dont forget to pray isha and say as much dua as u can!! INSHALLAH WE WILL ALL DO GOOD!!

GOOOOOOOOD NIGHT!! :-* :-* :-*

ALLAH HOMA ANTA RABI, LA ILAH ILA ANT, KHALAKTANI WE ANA 3ABDOOK WE ANA 3ALA 3AHDEK WA WA3DEK ME ESTAT3ET A3OZO BEK MEN SHAR MA SANA3T ABO2 LEK BI NA3MATIKA 3ALI WE 2BO LEK BI ZANBI ,F2GHFER LI FA2NHO LA YAGHFOR AL ZANOOB EL ANT!!
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1010 on: May 31, 2009, 09:34:23 pm »
Quote from: Shoshou on May 31, 2009, 09:30:58 pm
Hey People!! THE EXAM IS TOM!! lol!! good luck everyone for chemistry and accounting, i take both so good luck for me too :'(

lol!! Dont forget to pray isha and say as much dua as u can!! INSHALLAH WE WILL ALL DO GOOD!!

GOOOOOOOOD NIGHT!! :-* :-* :-*

ALLAH HOMA ANTA RABI, LA ILAH ILA ANT, KHALAKTANI WE ANA 3ABDOOK WE ANA 3ALA 3AHDEK WA WA3DEK ME ESTAT3ET A3OZO BEK MEN SHAR MA SANA3T ABO2 LEK BI NA3MATIKA 3ALI WE 2BO LEK BI ZANBI ,F2GHFER LI FA2NHO LA YAGHFOR AL ZANOOB EL ANT!!

Thanks......and u got +rep 3ala el kalam el 7elw dah ;)
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1011 on: May 31, 2009, 09:37:55 pm »
UR WELCOME!! +rep for u too!! :-*
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1012 on: May 31, 2009, 09:41:40 pm »
Quote from: Shoshou on May 31, 2009, 09:37:55 pm
UR WELCOME!! +rep for u too!! :-*

:$.......*blush*

gd luck bokra.....may God help us all!  ;)
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1013 on: May 31, 2009, 09:44:50 pm »
esp.me snitty... :'(

u ready for the funeral rite? :'(
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1014 on: May 31, 2009, 11:18:38 pm »
Quote from: angell on May 31, 2009, 09:44:50 pm
esp.me snitty... :'(

u ready for the funeral rite? :'(

inshallah there wont be one......;)

do ur best, and inshallah we will all do the best!!
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1015 on: June 01, 2009, 09:08:08 am »
paper 3 is disaster :(
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1016 on: June 01, 2009, 09:59:05 am »
yea Omer, it really was a killer (for me at least), and wussup with the bio questions, anyways, the only thing that made me calm down is how low the boundries will probably be cuz everyone i asked (even some of the nerds) found this paper challenging, thank god i don't take economics instead of accounting, at least i have until tomorrow to study for it
but seriously, if all the poaper 3s r like that, then i'm as good asa slaughtered sheep (5aroof al 3eid :P)
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1017 on: June 01, 2009, 10:09:06 am »
lol... tell me about it  ::)

umm... the curve shud be low cuz every1 was saying it was hard...

anywayz ... discussions about exams 24 hours later .... ;D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1018 on: June 01, 2009, 10:22:10 am »
oh right, but then its pointless, cuz we gonna be too worried about Eco!
oh well, as far as i'm concerned, all i have to worry about now is physics paper 3
paper one... blah blah.... eco, a subject of thinking, ie its the only subject (that, english and computers) that i almost always beat the nerds, so inshallah no worries, and oh well thats it, so i took the liberty of strting the summer planning, starting with a party on 12 june (why did they make the exam just before juma'ah? just so we can't go crazy without the hay2a catching us?) in which i will finally get the chance to swing by the SAT boys and give em a taste of their own medicine XD
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1019 on: June 01, 2009, 10:45:48 am »
lol. okay I think we're all waiting for Mony/ Shoushou....to liven the place up....:P
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