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Offline twilight

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #990 on: May 31, 2009, 03:29:17 pm »
sumbuddy hasta crack a joke now .. i'm depressed  :'(
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #991 on: May 31, 2009, 03:29:39 pm »
hahaha :P
By the way reham where are you from?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #992 on: May 31, 2009, 03:31:23 pm »
ok, a joke, most of the good ones were already given, but ill throw in a riddle

What does the Crown Princes of Norway and a tennis ball have in common?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #993 on: May 31, 2009, 03:33:06 pm »
both look like a sphere? :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #994 on: May 31, 2009, 03:36:02 pm »
nopes lol
tell me when you give up
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #995 on: May 31, 2009, 03:37:28 pm »
I gave up long ago lol
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #996 on: May 31, 2009, 03:39:16 pm »
well.. i am originally a Bengali .. but.. indeed I live in the mid of nowhere .. in a non existing kind a place in KSA .. nice eh?

p.s dont get me wrong.. i love this place.. ts my home.. ahahahahahahahaa ..
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #997 on: May 31, 2009, 03:40:47 pm »
they both have this white strip on them LOLzz
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #998 on: May 31, 2009, 03:42:58 pm »
and WRONG snitty!

ok, fine
one is "Thrown to the air"
and the other is an "Heir to the Throne"

(p.s. i HATE THIS PLACE thats called Riyadh :P)
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #999 on: May 31, 2009, 03:44:53 pm »
hahahaha I dunno why am I laughing :P it's not that funny, but i guess im laughing from boredom XD
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1000 on: May 31, 2009, 03:47:24 pm »
i know, couldn't  think of any other joke/riddle

anyways, i already feel bad enough for wasting so much time with with chemistry economics and biology coming one after the other, so ama leave now, see y'all next week probably!
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1001 on: May 31, 2009, 03:50:41 pm »
yo everyone listen up..
Iv got this joke that would crack u up to bitzzz!!
Little Margaret was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class.

 One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Margaret, who created the universe?"

 When Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

 "God Almighty!" shouted Margaret and the Nun said "Very good" and Margaret fell back asleep.

 A while later the Nun asked Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But, Margaret didn't even stir from her slumber.

 0nce again, little Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

 "Jesus Christ!" shouted Margaret and the Nun said "Very Good" and Margaret fell back asleep.

 Then the Nun asked Margaret a third question.

 "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"

 Again Johnny came to the rescue.

 This time Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

 The Nun fainted.

ROFL!! LMAO!! LOOLL!!!
ahahahaHAHAHAHA!!
I can't stop laughing
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1002 on: May 31, 2009, 03:51:09 pm »
ppeace bro. Good luck in your exams ;)
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1003 on: May 31, 2009, 03:52:48 pm »
I dream of a better world tommorow.
Where the chickens can cross the road, without their motives being questioned.

( =] .. k um off studyin Ya Allah .. bye Take care all ..)
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #1004 on: May 31, 2009, 04:03:31 pm »
another one.. see the previous page last post for the best 1 so far

anyways here is the 2nd 1..

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question.

 "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"

 "None." replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away."

 "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are thinking."

 Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married?"

 "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"

 "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you are thinking."
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