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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5370 on: July 07, 2010, 11:32:42 am »
lol  i m always late  :D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5371 on: July 07, 2010, 11:52:33 am »
DrEvil got it right! It should've been the letter 'I' for the first one though. +rep. =]

Okay, I'll post more riddles and no one will be late lol.

Here :

   
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5372 on: July 07, 2010, 11:54:41 am »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on July 07, 2010, 11:52:33 am
DrEvil got it right! It should've been the letter 'I' for the first one though. +rep. =]

Okay, I'll post more riddles and no one will be late lol.

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What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

Ver-ri  ;)
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5373 on: July 07, 2010, 11:57:01 am »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on July 07, 2010, 11:52:33 am
Here :

   
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

River...??
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5374 on: July 07, 2010, 12:00:18 pm »
Alpha got it right first! +rep.

here more :

I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it. What is it?

I am mother and father, but never birth or nurse. I'm rarely still, but I never wander. What am I?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5375 on: July 07, 2010, 12:03:30 pm »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on July 07, 2010, 12:00:18 pm
Alpha got it right first! +rep.

here more :

I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it. What is it?

I am mother and father, but never birth or nurse. I'm rarely still, but I never wander. What am I?

First One---> A lighter or a splinter...??


Second One---> A tree.  ;D

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5376 on: July 07, 2010, 12:09:51 pm »
Quote from: DrEvil on July 07, 2010, 12:03:30 pm
First One---> A lighter or a splinter...??


Second One---> A tree.  ;D



Splinter, it's.  ;)
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5377 on: July 07, 2010, 03:08:02 pm »
ok so im late again :D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5378 on: July 07, 2010, 03:09:37 pm »
Quote from: Heart Hacker on July 07, 2010, 03:08:02 pm
ok so im late again :D

 :D Okay, +rep. For being late.  :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5379 on: July 07, 2010, 03:13:51 pm »
Quote from: ~Alpha on July 07, 2010, 03:09:37 pm
:D Okay, +rep. For being late.  :P

lol haha... no comment  ;D Thanks tho
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5380 on: July 07, 2010, 03:15:42 pm »
It's always cool when somebody's more late than you are. :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5381 on: July 07, 2010, 05:09:09 pm »
k heres a riddle:

If a train was on its way 2 Florida and it tipped over, where would they bury the survivors????
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5382 on: July 07, 2010, 05:10:11 pm »
They don't cuz the survivors aren't dead. :P
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« Reply #5383 on: July 07, 2010, 05:24:09 pm »
Quote from: Kheper on July 07, 2010, 05:10:11 pm
They don't cuz the survivors aren't dead. :P

yup rite ;)
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5384 on: July 07, 2010, 05:28:42 pm »
another one
There is a guy that is all black...everything on him is black; nothing on him is not black! There are no lights on in the stores and no reflecters in the road and no moon or stars in the sky! A guy was driving down the street and turns around the guy. How did he know the black man was there?
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