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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5385 on: July 07, 2010, 05:34:29 pm »
Cuz the guy was laughing?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5386 on: July 07, 2010, 05:36:27 pm »
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5387 on: July 07, 2010, 06:16:58 pm »
caz it was day....


ahh so easy
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5388 on: July 07, 2010, 06:23:10 pm »
Quote from: guMnam on July 07, 2010, 06:16:58 pm
caz it was day....


ahh so easy

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5389 on: July 07, 2010, 06:23:56 pm »
hmm :-\
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5390 on: July 07, 2010, 06:24:19 pm »
so any more ......i dont have any  ::)
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5391 on: July 07, 2010, 06:26:01 pm »
Quote from: guMnam on July 07, 2010, 06:23:56 pm
hmm :-\

a man builds a house with all four sides facing south. A bear walks past the house, what colour is the bear??
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5392 on: July 07, 2010, 06:26:28 pm »
ur still gonna get ur +rep By the way ;)
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5393 on: July 07, 2010, 06:27:17 pm »
Quote from: dodi23 on July 07, 2010, 06:26:01 pm
a man builds a house with all four sides facing south. A bear walks past the house, what colour is the bear??
hahahqa....brown  ::)
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5394 on: July 07, 2010, 06:29:08 pm »
if an electric train is going east n the wind is blowin west which direction will the smoke travel?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5395 on: July 07, 2010, 06:36:01 pm »
Quote from: guMnam on July 07, 2010, 06:27:17 pm
hahahqa....brown  ::)

nope,
white, the house is built directly on the north pole :D :D
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kim: electric trains dont produce smoke :D :D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5396 on: July 07, 2010, 06:38:39 pm »
Quote from: dodi23 on July 07, 2010, 06:36:01 pm

kim: electric trains dont produce smoke :D :D

mwahahah yess u have been crowned the master of all riddles!!lol
*puts crown on dodis head* ::) ::)
and the + rep is on its way
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5397 on: July 07, 2010, 06:41:11 pm »
Quote from: Kim on July 07, 2010, 06:38:39 pm
mwahahah yess u have been crowned the master of all riddles!!lol
*puts crown on dodis head* ::) ::)
and the + rep is on its way

awwww Thanks kimmy :-* :-*
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5398 on: July 08, 2010, 01:45:06 pm »
another riddle :D :D D: D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5399 on: July 09, 2010, 06:32:09 am »
Here it is!

There are 3 gentlemen in a meeting: Mr. Yellow, Mr. Green and Mr. violet. They are wearing yellow,green and violet ties. Mr. Yellow says: "Did you notice that the color of our ties are different from our names?" The person who is wearing the green tie says, "Yes, you are right!"

Do you know who is wearing what color tie?
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