Hey guys
, heres one:
Rodney the rooster
This farmer has a bunch of hens that are not producing many
eggs. So one morning he goes out and buys a young horny rooster
in an effort to get his hens back into an egg laying mood.
He names him Rodney. Well that first day Rodney lays every hen
on the farm and at the end of the day the farmer finds Rodney
trying to make it with his horse. The farmer walks over to Rodney
and says "You've gotta slow down or you're going to kill yourself!"
The next day Rodney lays every hen again, and at the end of
the day the farmer finds the rooster now trying to make it
with his cow. The farmer walks over to Rodney and says "I told you, you better slow down or you're going to kill yourself."
The following morning Rodney lays every hen again, but this time,
he lays all the other farm animals as well. The farmer finds
all his animals passed out from exhaustion.
In the middle of all his animals is Rodney, laying with his legs
sticking straight up in the air and buzzards circling over head.
The farmer walks up to Rodney and says "See, I told you if you
didn't slow down, you'd kill yourself." Rodney opens one eye,
looks at the farmer and says, "Shhh, buzzards."
