here are some egyptian jokes
( took them off google )
A Japanese tourist hailed a taxi in downtown Cairo and asked to be taken to the Airport.
On the way, a car zoomed by and the tourist responded, "Ohhh! TOYOTA!! Made in Japan!! Very fast!"
Not too long afterward, another car flew by the taxi.
"Ohh! NISSAN!! Made in Japan!! Very fast!"
Yet another car zipped by, and the tourist said, "Ohh! Mitsubishi!! Made in Japan!! Very fast!"
The taxi driver was starting to get a little miffed that the Japanese made cars were passing his Fiat, when yet another car passed the taxi as they were turning into the airport.
"Ohh! Honda!! Made in Japan!! Very fast!"
The taxi driver stopped the car, pointed to the meter, and said, "That'll be LE 250."
"LE 250? It was so short a ride! Why so much?"
"Taxi meter. Made in Egypt. Very fast."
Another one:
There was a tour bus in Egypt that stopped in the middle of a town square. The tourists are all shopping at the little stands surrounding the square.
One tourist looks at his watch, but it is broken, so he leans over to a local who is squatted down next to his cow.
"What time is it, sir?"
The local reaches out and softly cups the cow's udder in his hand, and raises it up and down.
"It's about 2:00", he says.
The tourist can't believe what he just saw. He runs back to the bus, and sure enough, it is 2:00. He tells a few of the fellow tourists his story, "The man can tell the time by the weight of his cow`s udder!"
One of the doubting tourists walks back to the local and asks him the time, the same thing happens! It is 2:05.p.m. He runs back to tell the story.
Finally, the bus driver wants to know how it is done. He walks over and asks the local how he knows the time from the cow`s udder.
The local says "Sit down here and grab the cow`s udder."
"Now, lift it up in the air. Now, look underneath it to the other side of the courtyard, where that clock is hanging on the wall."
More:
In Cairo a florist goes to the barber for a haircut and when he goes to pay, the barber says `
'I can't accept any money, I am doing a community service.
The florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the Barber goes
to open his shop, there is a Thank you Card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.
A baker goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber and the barber replies:
'I am Sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service'.
The baker is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop,
there is a Thank you Card and a carton of Baklava waiting at his door.
A Saidi farmer (man from Upper Egypt) goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the Barber and the barber replies:
'I am Sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service'.
The Saidi guy of course is very happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, he finds a dozen Saidis waiting for a haircut .
