Excuse me But I TOTALLY MISS Arabs Around here so I found these
you think thats lame you should listen to arabic joked most of em are in that league, oh yea lame jokes:
3 peeps were smoking weed, police came to catch them, one guys hides under the stairs, another one goes behind the stairs, the third one hid in the police car, HAHAHAHAHAHA, 
hahahahahaha....okay ya Omer did u hear that one "Mara namoosa wa23et fi kobait khamra..tel3t ta2ool "eeeewww3aaaa el Naseeeer" "
it means a moskito fell in a cup of wine and came out saying "the eagle is here"
and..the answer is "Teeth" so lame ... 
lol yea i heard it
how bout this one, and since itsa geepo joke you do the translation "3yal el sa3ayda ra7o yel3abo fel highway, illi tedrabo 3arabiya marriteen yetla3 barr"
hahahahahaha...that was funny hahaha..
"Mara wa7ad sa3eedi 3araf eno el gelad moda meshi 3arian"
he3 he3 he3
LOL
...Mafeeesh mo5 5ali9 ..HAHAHHA
=P
what did one wall say to the other?
meet me at the corner!
i knw u dont need to tell me...........that was SOOOOOOOO lame
im the master of lameness
It's brain gets teleported to another dimension by some outer-space, brain-feasting aliens....
Not a clue 
a hunter shot the cat
That was so laaame it made me laugh 
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the brick that was thrown away hits the cat and causes brain Hemorrhage and instantaneous death
Priceless
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party
After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.
Those who remained talke d about their kids.
The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy.He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.'
The second guy said, 'Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.'
The third man said: 'Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for hisbirthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion.'
The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: 'What are all the congratulations for?'
One of the three said: 'We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. .What about your son? '
The fourth man replied: 'My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.'
The three friends said: 'What a shame... what a disappointment.'
The fourth man replied: 'No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either....
His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.'
ROFL ...LMAO XD
teacher asked : Why are you late for school?
Johnny: Because of the Sign.
Teacher : What Sign?
Johnny : The sign that says "School ahead go slow"
gotta try it one day
=P
2 turtles got married ! they got a baby and called him FAST. Anyway the mother of FAST said to the father of FAST..do you want to go for a picnic? he said suuureeeeeeee!..Call FAST and pack some lunch and lets go !So they left home and they kept walking for 15 years untl they reached the beach.So when they reached they father of FAST said t the mother of FAST ..cook the lunch caz we are hungry..the mother of FAST said ok but then the mother of FAST remembered that she forgot to get the salt and turtled dont liek food without salt. Anyway they sad it would take too long to go home back 15 years and thn come back again anthoerh 15 years. so they decided to send FAST because he is young and lighter ,he would take in total 10 years!. Anyway so they let him go bac home and get the salt.So 5 years past..then 10 years passed , then 20 years passed , then 25 years passed then 30 yeas passed and then the mother of FAST said o boy the boy is late 
we have to just eat without salt !! And then suddently FAST popped out from behind the bushes and said : !!! HAHAHAHA I KNO YOU WERE GONNA EAT WITHOUT ME 
Back in the days when Kimo was
The Joker , Miss that dude and dodi and Kratos =]
<3
Good Night
