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Offline Zain-Xa

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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #135 on: November 29, 2009, 07:37:36 pm »
Quote from: staceyboy3 on November 27, 2009, 08:21:41 am
Two flies were sitting on a toilet seat, one got pissed off.

Hahaha! not bad huh? :D ;)
nah nt soo bad :P :P
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #136 on: November 30, 2009, 11:11:08 am »
 What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Ans-Robin, get in the car.
 :P :P :P

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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #137 on: November 30, 2009, 11:19:24 am »
why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side :P
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #138 on: November 30, 2009, 11:20:44 am »
What do you call a sleeping cow???
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #139 on: November 30, 2009, 11:21:15 am »
Quote from: staceyboy3 on November 27, 2009, 08:21:41 am
Two flies were sitting on a toilet seat, one got pissed off.

Hahaha! not bad huh? :D ;)

loooooooool!!! hahahah
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #140 on: November 30, 2009, 11:22:09 am »
Quote from: nid404 on November 30, 2009, 11:20:44 am
What do you call a sleeping cow???


aaa. u cal it a sleeping cow...:P
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #141 on: November 30, 2009, 11:23:57 am »
lol...no...it's a Bulldozer :P :P :P

ok now this one....you require 999 bricks to make a house..there r 1000...so 1 extra...what do u do with the xtra one??
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #142 on: November 30, 2009, 11:45:58 am »
c'mon some1 answer
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Offline staceyboy3

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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #143 on: November 30, 2009, 11:46:30 am »
Quote from: nid404 on November 30, 2009, 11:23:57 am
lol...no...it's a Bulldozer :P :P :P

ok now this one....you require 999 bricks to make a house..there r 1000...so 1 extra...what do u do with the xtra one??

Lol... trash it...??
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #144 on: November 30, 2009, 11:51:46 am »
Rather throw it :P :P :P

ok another one

A cat is crossing the street...no traffic...it suddenly dies...how???
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #145 on: November 30, 2009, 12:09:30 pm »
Quote from: nid404 on November 30, 2009, 11:51:46 am
Rather throw it :P :P :P

ok another one

A cat is crossing the street...no traffic...it suddenly dies...how???

It's brain gets teleported to another dimension by some outer-space, brain-feasting aliens....

Not a clue :)
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #146 on: November 30, 2009, 12:19:48 pm »
a hunter shot the cat
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #147 on: November 30, 2009, 12:36:42 pm »
Quote from: O.T.13. on November 30, 2009, 12:19:48 pm
a hunter shot the cat

That was so laaame it made me laugh :D ;)

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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #148 on: November 30, 2009, 01:17:12 pm »
sorry u guys fail

the brick that was thrown away hits the cat and causes brain Hemorrhage and instantaneous death :P
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #149 on: November 30, 2009, 01:28:43 pm »
Quote from: nid404 on November 30, 2009, 01:17:12 pm
sorry u guys fail

the brick that was thrown away hits the cat and causes brain Hemorrhage and instantaneous death :P

u clumsy thrower :P
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