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Offline Ukhti-R

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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #90 on: November 03, 2009, 10:08:47 pm »
now if you really wanna know what lame is then here we go :

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent

;P
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #91 on: November 03, 2009, 10:09:51 pm »
Meow
What do you do when a 200 pound cat is chasing you?


Answer my lame riddle plz..

and Roxy hahaha..i am laughing at how lame it is
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #92 on: November 03, 2009, 10:13:40 pm »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on November 03, 2009, 10:08:03 pm
aha..so u invented it...

share with us plz ..let us hear ur lameness  :P :P

I am so lame in this thread  :P

That's the problem.

I can't remember now. . .
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #93 on: November 03, 2009, 10:18:55 pm »
okay answer my lame riddle..!

Roxy? answer my lame riddle...

come on answer my lame riddle..its so easy
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #94 on: November 03, 2009, 10:23:10 pm »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on November 03, 2009, 10:09:51 pm
Meow
What do you do when a 200 pound cat is chasing you?


Answer my lame riddle plz..

and Roxy hahaha..i am laughing at how lame it is

Grab it and cash it!
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #95 on: November 03, 2009, 10:23:48 pm »
Quote from: Roxy.Converse on November 03, 2009, 10:08:47 pm
now if you really wanna know what lame is then here we go :

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent

;P

Hahaha
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #96 on: November 03, 2009, 10:25:13 pm »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on November 03, 2009, 10:09:51 pm
Meow
What do you do when a 200 pound cat is chasing you?


Answer my lame riddle plz..

and Roxy hahaha..i am laughing at how lame it is

uh... run ..? :P
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #97 on: November 03, 2009, 10:44:32 pm »
*Claps* Roxy u won..!!

32 white horses on top of a red hill they chomp they stomp they stand still. What are they?


yalla answer this one!!
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #98 on: November 03, 2009, 10:48:00 pm »
Quote from: Roxy.Converse on November 03, 2009, 10:08:47 pm
now if you really wanna know what lame is then here we go :

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent

;P

you think thats lame you should listen to arabic joked most of em are in that league, oh yea lame jokes:
3 peeps were smoking weed, police came to catch them, one guys hides under the stairs, another one goes behind the stairs, the third one hid in the police car, HAHAHAHAHAHA, :P
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #99 on: November 03, 2009, 10:50:55 pm »
Quote from: O.T.13. on November 03, 2009, 10:48:00 pm
you think thats lame you should listen to arabic joked most of em are in that league, oh yea lame jokes:
3 peeps were smoking weed, police came to catch them, one guys hides under the stairs, another one goes behind the stairs, the third one hid in the police car, HAHAHAHAHAHA, :P

LOL! I know right?!

Shoshou they are horses
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #100 on: November 03, 2009, 10:53:56 pm »
Quote from: O.T.13. on November 03, 2009, 10:48:00 pm
you think thats lame you should listen to arabic joked most of em are in that league, oh yea lame jokes:
3 peeps were smoking weed, police came to catch them, one guys hides under the stairs, another one goes behind the stairs, the third one hid in the police car, HAHAHAHAHAHA, :P

LOLL..!! haha ;P

that was funnyy :P
and lol mony.. haha :P
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #101 on: November 03, 2009, 11:17:23 pm »
hahahahahaha....okay ya Omer did u hear that one "Mara namoosa wa23et fi kobait khamra..tel3t ta2ool "eeeewww3aaaa el Naseeeer" "  :P

it means a moskito fell in a cup of wine and came out saying "the eagle is here"  :P

and..the answer is "Teeth" so lame  ... :D
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #102 on: November 03, 2009, 11:24:02 pm »
lol yea i heard it
how bout this one, and since itsa geepo joke you do the translation "3yal el sa3ayda ra7o yel3abo fel highway, illi tedrabo 3arabiya marriteen yetla3 barr"
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #103 on: November 03, 2009, 11:26:32 pm »
hahahahahaha...that was funny hahaha..

"Mara wa7ad sa3eedi 3araf eno el gelad moda meshi 3arian"

he3 he3 he3  :P
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #104 on: November 04, 2009, 12:15:48 am »
Goats eat rope
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