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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #165 on: May 17, 2010, 06:41:26 pm »
noooooooooo wat did he do wid the pingpong???
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« Reply #166 on: May 17, 2010, 06:45:37 pm »
I dunno  :-\

He died before he could say anything... :(
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #167 on: May 17, 2010, 06:46:40 pm »
u do know curiosity killed the cat??lol
haha guess ill neva know
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #168 on: May 17, 2010, 06:55:07 pm »
teacher asked : Why are you late for school?
Johnny: Because of the Sign.
Teacher : What Sign?
Johnny : The sign that says "School ahead go slow"

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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #169 on: May 17, 2010, 07:35:23 pm »
I think I'm starting to have high blood pressure from this thread..LOL
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« Reply #170 on: May 17, 2010, 07:38:53 pm »
lol..

Once upon a time there was a chap, who after a bitter divorce, became very lonely. And so he went to the pet store and told the owner he wanted an unusual pet to keep him company. After much discussion, he decided on a centipede, which he immediately named Carl. It came with a little white box which could be used as its house.

He took the box home and found a good location for it, and decided that he would start off by taking his new friend to the pub to have a drink. So he peeked into the opening on the box and said "Hey Carl, would you like to nip down to the pub for a beer?"

There was, however, no reply, and that bothered the chap a bit. A few minutes later he asked again and said "Hey, how about going down to the pub with me for a beer?" But again there was no answer from his new friend. So he waited ten more minutes thinking about the situation and then decided to ask one more time. He put his mouth up to the opening in the white box and shouted "Hey, you in there, would you like to go to the pub place and have a drink with `

At this, a little voice came out of the box and said "No need to shout, hang on a minute, I heard you the first time. I'm putting on my shoes!"
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #171 on: May 17, 2010, 07:41:12 pm »
hahahaha
omg that was hilarious
nice set of jokes u got there
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« Reply #172 on: May 17, 2010, 07:43:15 pm »
I am looking for jokes to cheer myself up.
So when i find lame ones, i post them here  :D
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #173 on: May 17, 2010, 07:44:05 pm »
One day, 3 men rushed their wives into the Emergency Room for labor.

After a while, the doctor came out and said, "Mr. Smith, Mr. Smith, are you here?"

"Yes doctor, im right here," he said anxiously.

"Great news," explained the doctor, "Twins!"

"Wow, thats great, because I work for the DoubleMint company."

About 5 minuter later, the doctor came out and yelled, "Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, are you hear?"

"I'm right year Doc," he said.

"Mr. Jones, great news, triplets!"

"Spectacular!" he said. "Because I work for 3M."

A while later, the doctor came out again and said, "Mr. Ford, Mr. Ford, are you here?"

"Right here docta," he said.

"Wonderful news! It's-"

"Wait a minute!" the man said. "I ain't stickin' around for this! I work at the 7-11."
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #174 on: May 17, 2010, 07:45:19 pm »
Hahahaha :D :D
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #175 on: May 18, 2010, 06:59:10 am »
A Tortoise and rabbit gave and entrance exam and tortoise got 80% and rabbit got 81%.

Both wanted admission in a good engineering college, cut off was 85%, the Rabbit did not get the admission but tortoise got it!

How…?

Ans: Remember tortoise had won the race when you were in first standard.

So, Sports Quota!
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #176 on: May 18, 2010, 07:37:34 am »
lol that is only possible in India  :P
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #177 on: May 19, 2010, 06:24:59 am »
Quote from: nid404 on May 17, 2010, 06:55:07 pm
teacher asked : Why are you late for school?
Johnny: Because of the Sign.
Teacher : What Sign?
Johnny : The sign that says "School ahead go slow"



2 turtles got married ! they got a baby and called him FAST. Anyway the mother of FAST said to the father of FAST..do you want to go for a picnic? he said suuureeeeeeee!..Call FAST and pack some lunch and lets go !So they left home and they kept walking for 15 years untl they reached the beach.So when they reached they father of FAST said t the mother of FAST ..cook the lunch caz we are hungry..the mother of FAST said ok but then the mother of FAST remembered that she forgot to get the salt and turtled dont liek food without salt. Anyway they sad it would take too long to go home back 15 years and thn come back again anthoerh 15 years. so they decided to send FAST because he is young and lighter ,he would take in total 10 years!. Anyway so they let him go bac home and get the salt.So 5 years past..then 10 years passed , then 20 years passed , then 25 years passed then 30 yeas passed and then the mother of FAST said o boy the boy is late :( we have to just eat without salt !! And then suddently FAST popped out from behind the bushes and said : !!! HAHAHAHA I KNO YOU WERE GONNA EAT WITHOUT ME  >:( >:( >:(
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #178 on: May 19, 2010, 06:32:53 am »
nice.one...he waited 30 years..!!!

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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #179 on: May 19, 2010, 06:49:35 am »
FAST is jobless :P hahaha
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