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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #975 on: October 10, 2010, 02:13:54 pm »
car owner: well i will offer u a starting salary of 2000 Rupees
Sardarji: if that is the starting salary how much is the driving salary?
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JUDGE :DON'T YOU HAVE SHAME? ITS
YOUR 3RD TIME IN COURT.
SARDAR : DON'T YOU ,YOU COME HERE
DAILY .

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BOSS: CAN YOU TELL ME YOUR DOGS
NAMES?
SARDARJI: SANTA SINGH,RAJ SINGH,
BALWANT SINGH AND
DEERAJ SINGH.
BOSS: SO WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
SARDARJI: TOMMY

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A sardar went to school and his teacher asked him what is the formalur of water...he said HIJKLMNO
Teacher: Wrong!
Sardar: But you told me it's H2O!

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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What if the bomb explodes while we're fixing it!?
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more!
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The teacher asks the Sardar: You have 10 chocolates, you give 5 to Anjali, 3 to Manju, and 2 to Smitha. What do you have now?
Sardar: Three new girlfriends!

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HAPPY LAUGHING :D



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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #976 on: October 10, 2010, 02:27:00 pm »
Good Jokes. +rep. ;)

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #977 on: October 10, 2010, 02:38:00 pm »
You See - You like - You try - You fail meanwhile I see - I like - I want - I get!

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #978 on: October 10, 2010, 04:38:32 pm »
Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India!!

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Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol
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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
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Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.   ROFL!
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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
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Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio!
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NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

.....................END..................... :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #979 on: October 10, 2010, 06:40:42 pm »
LOL +rep Zarruu  :D

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #980 on: October 10, 2010, 09:44:17 pm »
Loooooooooooooool Zaroo :D
Thanks for the laughs ;D

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #981 on: October 11, 2010, 05:26:35 pm »
LOOOLL


tHankS Nidzy & Dibsy  :D
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #982 on: October 12, 2010, 10:08:05 am »
wow! great jokes!!

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

hahaha.....
The most beautiful thing is to see a person smiling!
And even more beautiful is, knowing that you are the reason behind it.

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #983 on: October 12, 2010, 01:35:28 pm »
A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,

"Head, I go to sleep."

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I'll study.

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #984 on: October 12, 2010, 01:37:35 pm »
Exam me copy kar ke pass
hue jaise-taise
wah wah
exam me copy kar ke pass hue jaise-taise..
ACP: Daya pata lagao akhir munni badnaam hui to hui kaise...?????lol :D

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #985 on: October 12, 2010, 01:38:08 pm »
a new addition 2 the periodic table of chemical elements
,element name:GIRLS
symbol:GL
atomic weight : DON'T EVEN DARE TO ASK!!
physical properties : BOILS AT ANYTHING,FREEZE AT ANYTIME,MELTS IF HANDLED WITH LOVE &CARE,VERY BITTER IF MISHANDLED!!
chemical properties:VERY REACTIVE,HIGHLY UNSTABLE , POSSESSES STRONG AFFINITY 4 GOLD , PLATINUM & OTHER PRECIOUS ITEMS,MONEY REDUCING AGENTS,MAINLY USED TO DESTROY MEN..!!!!

120th elemnt!

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #986 on: October 12, 2010, 01:39:38 pm »
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye,

I dont worry I dont cry,

I'm just happy cows cant fly....:-P

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #987 on: October 12, 2010, 01:42:31 pm »
 No cheating....
Do as i say...
1 num socho...
Usme 3 add karo..
Ab 2 se multiply karo..
Usme 7 minus karo..
fir 10 add karo..
Ab 2 se divide karo..
jo no aaya hai usse kagaz pe likho.....
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Ab....
Uss paper ka aeroplane bana ke uda do ...:-P

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #988 on: October 12, 2010, 02:12:13 pm »
was that a clean joke?

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #989 on: October 12, 2010, 03:49:35 pm »
was that a clean joke?
i find all jokes here clean, which are u talkin about.. ??
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