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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #945 on: September 24, 2010, 02:24:05 pm »
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #946 on: September 24, 2010, 02:28:55 pm »
Kareena has small.!
Rakhi has big.!
Ranimukerji has 1 big & 1 small!
Aishwaryarai has two small!
What's that?
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The letter 'R'
God bless Ur imagination!
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #947 on: September 24, 2010, 02:29:52 pm »
What do U Call a Cow which is Highly Irratating....???
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Dnt Knw...Ohk...Here's the answer...

U Call It Pa-Cow !!!
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #948 on: September 24, 2010, 02:30:54 pm »
Yashomati Maiya Se Bole Nandlala,

Wah Wah...

Yashomati Maiya Se Bole Nandlala,
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" Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala " ;-)
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #949 on: September 24, 2010, 02:35:46 pm »
Na jeene ki tamanna na marne ka Khauf.....

(felings to dekho)

Na jine ki tamanna na marne ka Khauf......
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The no. u r dialing is curently switchd off !!

Wah wah. . .
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #950 on: September 24, 2010, 02:36:01 pm »
 Height of Frustration :
Mere sapno mein ayi ek sundar pari...
wah wah...
Mere sapno mein ayi ek sundar pari...
Aur boli " All the questions are Compulsary...!!! "
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #951 on: September 24, 2010, 02:41:50 pm »
Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins."

After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you... got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm,strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says "Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons."

All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!See more
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #952 on: September 25, 2010, 02:12:28 pm »
ON & OFF dono friendz thein.

ON ne dekha k fan OFF hain
OFF ny nai dekha k fan ON hain
OFF ny ON se kha k fan ON hy
...ON ny OFf se kha nhe OFF hy
OFF ON Keh rha hy & ON OFF
ON fan ON krna chata hy or OFF OFF
ON ka dimag OFF ho rha hy
OFF ka ONq k jb ON hy tu OFF hoga OFF hy to ON
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #953 on: September 25, 2010, 02:13:14 pm »
 Lesson in Financial management !

A beggar found 100Rs’
He decided to have a gr8 dinner....
He went to a 5 str h0tel & enj0yed the dinner......
...When bill came he said I hv n0 m0ney’
Manager called p0lice and handed the begar over to him’
The begar gave 100 Rs to p0liceman and set free

This is FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT indeed !
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #954 on: September 26, 2010, 02:46:30 pm »
U just might get an urge to Kill Me after reading this PJ....:P

Mein hu Jerry tum ho Tom...

Wah Wah...!!
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Mein hu Jerry tum ho Tom....

www.google.com ! :P
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #955 on: September 26, 2010, 02:48:37 pm »
Na back ki parwah,
Na subjects koi clear hai,
Phir bhi yaaro, Hum ENGINEER hai.
Na job ki tension,
Na future ka koi fear hai,
...Phir bhi yaaro, Hum ENGINEER hai.
Table par kitab ki jagah kingfisher ki beer hai,
Phir bhi yaaro, Hum ENGINEER hai.
C++ ya JAVA nahi,
Chatting apna CARRIER hai,
Phir bhi yaaro, Hum ENGINEER hai.
Yaha koi Einstein nahi,
Yaha sab Shakespeare hai,
Phir bhi yaaro, Hum ENGINEER hai.
Late night studies ki jagah,
Movies ka premiere hai,
Phir bhi yaaro, Hum ENGINEER hai...!!!!
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #956 on: September 26, 2010, 02:49:04 pm »
" India badnaam huyi.....CWG tere liye....
Sadkein bhi jam hui, CWG tere liye...."
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #957 on: October 01, 2010, 02:39:33 pm »
Prove (2/10) = 2Art student : "This is out of course".
commerce student : "This is wrong "...
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science student :(2/10)= Two/Ten'T' is common: wo/en'w' is 23rd letter and 'o' is 15th
...Similarly,'e' is 5th and 'n' is 14th

Hence (wo/en)= (23+15)/(5+14)=(38/19)=2 !!! :P science students RocK! ansWers r reAdy foR anY typE of quEstiOnz! :P
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #958 on: October 01, 2010, 02:40:10 pm »
Pehla Dost: Yaar Aaj To 1 Rs. Main 3 Amrood Mil Gaye !!!!!!!!!!
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Dosra Dost: Wo Kaise?...
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Pehla Dost: 1 Rs. Ka 1 Us ne Dia,1 Main Utha K Bhag Gaya,Aur 1 Us ne Muje Phenke Maara :P :D
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #959 on: October 01, 2010, 02:40:40 pm »
BOY:Mujse shadi karo gi?
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GIRL:KyaaaAaa?
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BOY:achi film hai na...!
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Girl:kuttay k bachay....!
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Boy:WhaaaAaaat?
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GIRL:"Kitne cute hote hain na!" :P :P
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