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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
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Reply #900 on:
September 18, 2010, 02:36:36 pm »
Ansoo tere nikale to aankhein meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare ki apni dosti itni gehari ho,
Baap tu bane to Mehanat meri ho!!!!!!
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Reply #901 on:
September 18, 2010, 02:38:40 pm »
Kya tumhare pass hai?
Sulagta Jism,
Nashili Ankhe,
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Kapkapati Awaj,
Thartharata Badan,
Kapkapate Hoth, Agar hai?
To tumhe SWINE FLU hai!!
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Aadeez || Zafar
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September 18, 2010, 05:13:49 pm »
if malika sherawat plays role of dropadi??
duryodhan say "dussashan phena do saree bhabhi ji ko aakhir hum bhi to dekha saree main kaise lagti hai yeh naaree
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Reply #903 on:
September 18, 2010, 05:15:41 pm »
arz kiyaa hai....
karna padta hai apne kharchon pe kaaboo....
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karna padta hai apne kharchon pe kaaboo....
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ek chutki sindur ki keemat tum kya jaano ramesh babu..!!
wah wah!!!
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Reply #904 on:
September 18, 2010, 05:16:22 pm »
What do u call a Negro lady who is not able to hear....??
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BLACK BEHRY !!!
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Reply #905 on:
September 18, 2010, 05:19:01 pm »
BOY: Tum Shadi K Bad Apne Liye Alag Ghar To Nahi Mangogi?
GIRL:Nahi me aisi Ladki nahi hu.Tum Apni ma Ko Alag Ghar Dila Dena!
RISHTA WAHI, SOCH NAYEE STAR PLUS
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Reply #906 on:
September 18, 2010, 06:11:49 pm »
60's ki mom - Beta apne cast ki ladki se hi shadi krna....
75's - Beta apne religon ki ladki se hi shaadi karna...
90's - Beta apne level ki ladki se hi shaadi karna.....
2010 - Beta kisi Ladki se hi shadi krna......
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Reply #907 on:
September 18, 2010, 06:15:31 pm »
Woh chali vo chali dekho pyaar ki gali,
Wo chali vo chali dekho pyaar ki gali,
" DAYA pata karo Goli kaha se chali "...:-D
Wah wah....!!!
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Reply #908 on:
September 18, 2010, 06:57:24 pm »
Do u know how Titanic sank...?
DUBUK
DUBUK
BUDUK
BUDUK
BUDUK
BUDUK..
GULUM..
Gulu gulu gulu
PUCHIK !
Gone !
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Reply #909 on:
September 18, 2010, 06:57:46 pm »
Hey frnds-
The first man who discovered milk.
who ever he was Wat the hell was he trying 2 do with the cow:-)o
just think about it
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September 18, 2010, 06:58:22 pm »
ok..iss baar CID ko jhelo...
8 ghante so lo, karo chain se rest...
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waah waah!!
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8 ghante so lo, karo chain se rest...
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ACP Pradyuman kehta hai..u r under arrest!!!
waah waah!!!
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September 18, 2010, 06:58:36 pm »
New dialogue of OM SHANTI OM " kitni shiddat se maine book uthane ki koshish ki hai ki har zarre ne mujhe sulane ki saajish ki hai ......... Kehte hai ki kisi chapter ko dil se samajhna chaho to saari kaynaat tumhe confuse karne me lag jaati hai aur aisa na ho to samajh lena chapter syllabus ke bahar hai mere dostt.............
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September 18, 2010, 06:58:54 pm »
Its KHICHDI's Now...
Wahh kya hai teree adaa..
Wahh kya hai teree adaa..
Babuji ne kaha" Praful, tu toh gadha hai gadha." ;-)
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September 18, 2010, 06:59:22 pm »
Rajesh ke naukar ka naam hai bhola
Wah wah
Rajesh ke naukar ka naam hai bhola
Thanda matlab coca cola..
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September 19, 2010, 06:12:51 am »
Value Of a Dot( . )
A Girl Got 1st Class In B.ED Exams
& Her Excited BoyFrnd Sent SMS 2 the Girls Father~
Ur Daughter Is 1st Class In BED.
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