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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #915 on: September 19, 2010, 06:13:59 am »
 CBSE ne Boards k xams postpone kar diye hain.

Ab March ki jagah june me honge...

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #916 on: September 19, 2010, 06:14:40 am »
Sir: bacho batao tumne " RAB NE BANA DI JODI " film se kya seekha ?

Gullu : sir yehi k agar mehnat ki jaye to shaadi shuda ladki bhi patayi ja sakti hai...



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« Reply #917 on: September 19, 2010, 06:15:23 am »
Salesman : behanji cockroch ka powder lengi ??

ME : nahi hum cockroach ko itna laad pyar nahi karte , aaj powder denge to sala kal deodorant mangega...



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« Reply #918 on: September 19, 2010, 06:16:21 am »
Chinese lady Indian lady se :
mere husband chalte chalte he heart attack se mar gaye !

Indian lady : bas bahen, made in China ki  yehi problem hai.....



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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #919 on: September 19, 2010, 06:17:19 am »
 To be is to do - Socrates

To do is to be - Vivekananda

Do be do be do - Scooby doo

Zoobee do be - 3idiots

To do do to do do - Docomo



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« Reply #920 on: September 19, 2010, 06:17:59 am »
GIRL - Do U Love Me

Boy - 0f Course! Darling I Do !!

Girl - Will U Love Me After Marriage ?

Boy - This Depends 0n Your Husband ; If He ALLows ME !!! ;-) :-P :-).



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« Reply #921 on: September 19, 2010, 06:18:42 am »
Soowar ke bachhe !

Ullo ke patthe !

Kutte ke pille !

Gadhe ki aulaad !

Bhains ke bachhde !

Bakri ke memne !

Sab kitne chote-chote, pyare-pyare hote hain na ?



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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #922 on: September 19, 2010, 06:53:09 am »
CID PJ :
Itni saalo se Daya ki koi Girlfriend nahin hai...

wah wah

Itni saalo se Daya ki koi Girlfriend nahin hai...

wah wah

ACP : Abhijeet... zara pata lagao kahi yeh Daya gay toh nahin hai...!!!!



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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #923 on: September 19, 2010, 06:53:50 am »
apne hauslon se har khushi ko apni taraf mod do......
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apne hauslon se har khushi ko apni taraf mod do......
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daya, darwaza tod do..!!!

wah waaah!!!



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« Reply #924 on: September 19, 2010, 06:55:06 am »
Beer peene ke pehle kahte hai cheers...Beer peene ke pehle kahte hai cheers......rajesh khanna says,pushpa i hate tears..



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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #925 on: September 19, 2010, 08:36:17 am »
A boy goes to a dance bar.His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Boy:Yes, DAD.

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #926 on: September 19, 2010, 10:14:41 am »
Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get marriedAfter marriage, lots of students gather at their home
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Because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeet)

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #927 on: September 19, 2010, 10:17:27 am »
Getting married is very much like

Going to a restaurant with friends

You order what you want, but
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When you see what the other has

You wish you had ordered that..

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #928 on: September 19, 2010, 10:21:23 am »
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.

He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?”

He was told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and beats you fo...r the rest of the day."

The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on and checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more countries... He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell...

Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, What do they do here?"

He was told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour..Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes and beats you for the rest of the day."

"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells---so why are so many people waiting to get in here?" asked the man.

Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed and the Indian devil is a former Govt. servant, so he comes in and signs the register and then goes to the canteen!

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #929 on: September 19, 2010, 10:25:24 am »
"What time does the library
open?" the man on the phone
asked.
"Nine A.M." came the reply.
"And what's the idea of
...calling me at home in the
middle of the night to ask a
question like that?"
"Not until nine A.M.?" the man
asked in a disappointed
voice.
"No, not till nine A.M.!" the
librarian said. "Why do you
want to get in before nine
A.M.?"
"Who said I wanted to get
in?" the man sighed sadly. "I
want to get out."