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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2295 on: June 06, 2009, 05:15:36 pm »
hehe ive had a 3 day rest, since my next exam is lit and is on tuesday, and p1s chem and phy which dont need alot of studying :D:D
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2296 on: June 06, 2009, 05:15:56 pm »
a tissue box ??
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2297 on: June 06, 2009, 05:18:24 pm »
The Fire Truck

A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little girl next door. The little girl is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side.

She is wearing a fireman's hat and has the wagon tied to a dog. The fireman says "Hey little girl. What are you doing?" The little girl says "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck!"

The fireman walks over to take a closer look. "Little girl that sure is a nice fire truck!" the fireman says. "Thanks mister", says the little girl. The fireman looks a little closer and notices the little girl has tied the dog to the wagon by it's testicles.

"Little girl", says the fireman, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog's neck I think you could go faster."

The little girl says, "You're probably right mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren!" lmaoooo
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2298 on: June 06, 2009, 05:18:42 pm »
Quote from: abdulrahman101 on June 06, 2009, 05:15:56 pm
a tissue box ??

nopssss :P :P :P

me toooo lol!! i had sooo many rest i dont take bio nor physics :P so 7 days off!!Wohoo :P :P :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2299 on: June 06, 2009, 05:20:49 pm »
a sponge ??

Three men went to hell.

The devil said to them "You have come to hell, and you must now choose whether to spend eternity in room 1, 2 or 3"

He then opened the doors to the three rooms.

Room 1 was filled with men standing on their heads, on a hard wooden floor.

Room 2 was filled with men standing on the heads, on a cement floor.

Finally, room 3 had just a few men, standing in sh*t up to their knees and drinking coffee.

The men thought for a while, and decided to go with room 3, as it was less crowded and they could drink coffee.

They entered the door to room 3 and just as it was closing behind them, the devil said "OK men, coffee break's over. Back on your spikes."
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2300 on: June 06, 2009, 05:21:51 pm »
Back...Studying Biology how is everyone?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2301 on: June 06, 2009, 05:22:49 pm »
WB sweetsh :D

i got biology but i will just study GENETICS.....im tired of this :(
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2302 on: June 06, 2009, 05:23:14 pm »
u just missed 3-5 parties :P
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2303 on: June 06, 2009, 05:23:33 pm »
Quote from: sweetsh on June 06, 2009, 05:21:51 pm
Back...Studying Biology how is everyone?

hey sweetsh!!

ABDO IS DA WINNER PEOPLE!!! sweetsh +rep him becuz ur the only one who didnt..lol!!
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2304 on: June 06, 2009, 05:24:25 pm »
lol.

hey sweetsh... !!
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2305 on: June 06, 2009, 05:24:36 pm »
^_^
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2306 on: June 06, 2009, 05:25:05 pm »
we all +repped each other! :D hahahhaa
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2307 on: June 06, 2009, 05:26:33 pm »
REP PARTYYYYYYYY
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2308 on: June 06, 2009, 05:27:49 pm »
u r the only one invited.......cuz we have this karma action :P :D hahahahahahahha


have fun +repping us :P :D....

+ rep for sweetsh
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2309 on: June 06, 2009, 05:29:01 pm »
In the back woods of Scotland, Ian's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.

To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said: "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing." Soon, a wee baby boy was brought into the world.

"Whoa there Ian!" said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down...I think there's yet another wee one to come yet."

Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a bonnie lass.

"No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, lad...It seems there's yet another one besides!" cried the doctor.

Then Ian scratched his head in bewilderment, and told the doctor: "MAKE IT STOP !!"
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)
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