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Offline X Abdulrahman X

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2325 on: June 06, 2009, 06:10:20 pm »
Quote from: Maruha on June 06, 2009, 06:08:10 pm
Hey guys... i'v got one.

How could a cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay two days, and ride out on Friday?

 :P

his horse is friday :P
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2326 on: June 06, 2009, 06:11:37 pm »
LOL...abulrahman thats right.. :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2327 on: June 06, 2009, 06:12:39 pm »
okay guyz...
this is lame but "oh well"

Sunsans mother had 3 daughters. The first one was called May, the second was called June, what was the third ones name ?

DONOT lok it up in google.. it just spoils the funn...:P

And dont +repp anyone pplz.. cuz the party is in 1 hr and 45 mins ... so u'll have the karma thing during the party
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2328 on: June 06, 2009, 06:13:52 pm »
SUSSAN!!
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2329 on: June 06, 2009, 06:14:49 pm »
it is much confusing in arabic :D hahahahaha
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2330 on: June 06, 2009, 06:14:56 pm »
lol. okay

but I bet you had to read it 2wice ... its suposed 2 be a verbal riddle... where you dont repeat the riddle :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2331 on: June 06, 2009, 06:16:05 pm »
sussan is the answer? i dont get it ? :P
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2332 on: June 06, 2009, 06:18:26 pm »
is "sunsan's" mother....has 3 gurls, she named 2 of them as months so u would say the third one as July or something....but the third one is sunsan which is already named :D hahaha
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2333 on: June 06, 2009, 06:19:45 pm »
HAHAHHAHA aboud!!! I can't stop laughing haha!
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2334 on: June 06, 2009, 06:21:04 pm »
why, wots funny ???
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2335 on: June 06, 2009, 06:22:41 pm »
hahaha omg im so blind hahahaha lool, u got me there XD
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2336 on: June 06, 2009, 06:23:44 pm »
wt did i miss?? :P :D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2337 on: June 06, 2009, 06:24:11 pm »
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ...!!!

okay ... now I get it ...:P

and theres me saying its a "verbal riddle"

loooll... did u think it was gonna be April abdu ?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2338 on: June 06, 2009, 06:26:09 pm »
Quote from: Roxy on June 06, 2009, 06:24:11 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ...!!!

okay ... now I get it ...:P

and theres me saying its a "verbal riddle"

loooll... did u think it was gonna be April abdu ?

no July :P
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2339 on: June 06, 2009, 06:27:10 pm »
lol. yh I meant July... lost track on the months loool...:P
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