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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2265 on: June 06, 2009, 04:45:50 pm »
abdo.....u better change it :P :D


it might be "a little" offensive to some ppl :P :D



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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2266 on: June 06, 2009, 04:46:21 pm »
some ppl as in ......


looks like I need to delete sum more posts snitty u still have 8 .. Ive got 2 more :P
"...And whosoever fears Allah and keeps his duty to Him, He will make a a way for him to get out (from every difficulty). And He will provide him from (sources) he never could imagine. And whosoever puts his trust in Allah, then He will suffice him." [65: 2-3]

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2267 on: June 06, 2009, 04:46:36 pm »
hmmmmmm ok...i dont want to know...i hate u abood >:(

ill get riddles for u people wait...

haha shosh 5alas dont worry, ill change it for u :)
When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2268 on: June 06, 2009, 04:47:37 pm »
@ roxy.......im getting there sooner than u think :D lol

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2269 on: June 06, 2009, 04:48:02 pm »
ill change it back in 10 mins, cuz if sweetsh saw it, boy im bannned =P
and this post is gone too so she doesnt get confused :)
When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2270 on: June 06, 2009, 04:48:40 pm »
 :D :D :D :D
thx abood

ok here is a joke: (roxy dont say if u know..lol)

 It regulates our daily movements, but it feels no interest in our lives. It directs us when to come and go, but does not care if we pay attention. What is it?

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2271 on: June 06, 2009, 04:49:30 pm »
i meant a riddle not a joke...

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2272 on: June 06, 2009, 04:49:37 pm »
:D :D :D :D
thx abood

ok here is a joke: (roxy dont say if u know..lol)

 It regulates our daily movements, but it feels no interest in our lives. It directs us when to come and go, but does not care if we pay attention. What is it?

u didnt do my riddle :P
a watch ?
When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2273 on: June 06, 2009, 04:51:00 pm »
lol!! i didnt see the riddle!! lol

ummm ya a watch khalas ur there abood bas wid another name ..lol

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2274 on: June 06, 2009, 04:51:35 pm »
it is something related to time.........


clock?.........

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2275 on: June 06, 2009, 04:52:08 pm »
lool... okay Snitt....we both got the same
"...And whosoever fears Allah and keeps his duty to Him, He will make a a way for him to get out (from every difficulty). And He will provide him from (sources) he never could imagine. And whosoever puts his trust in Allah, then He will suffice him." [65: 2-3]

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2276 on: June 06, 2009, 04:52:39 pm »
i just made this one up

5 cyclist cycled over a road full of spikes, 4 of them went over it and all their tyres popped, except the 5th one, why is that ?
When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2277 on: June 06, 2009, 04:53:25 pm »
sanity wins people...ill save the
+rep for the party now...

nice try abood :-\

wait ill try to solve ur riddle lol

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2278 on: June 06, 2009, 04:54:04 pm »
.......i heard a similar 1 to that before :D hahahaha



By the way.....roxy, lets get to the end in the other topic...........come with us PPL!!

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2279 on: June 06, 2009, 04:54:23 pm »
haha its the same thing -.-
and for my riddle u can google it all u want u wont find it  8)
When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)