f Facebook were a subject, my parents would be sooo proud.
STOP! STOP! STOP!" ... "I have a rock in my shoe.."
Spongebob: "What do you usually do when i'm gone?" Patrick: "Wait for you to come back."
awww 
"Dude dont ruin the movie for me" . " Fine" --silence-- "They all die in the end". "I Hate You".
I do that to my bro 
Yelling random numbers when someone's counting.
"Hi, May I help you?" "No, I just waited in line for 15 minutes to say Hi"
LOL 
Jumping out of bed like a ninja when you see that you're late!
I do that -_- LOL "Oh, what a cute little girl!" "That's a boy."
I KNOW -_- LOOOOL (in your room, on fb)
mom: are you doing you homework?
you: yeah.
mom: okay honey.
you:(hears footsteps)(in your head)OH HELL NO! (turns off computer and takes out a random book)
mom: (opens the door)
you: hi mommy.
I do that sometimes God Gave you two legs to walk,
Two hands to hold.
Two eyes to see,
Two ears to hear,
But why did god only give you one heart?
because he gave the other to someone else for you too find
^_^ Don't you hate it when you ask for someones opinion and they say "It's whatever you want!"...Ummm, I was asking for your opinion but No, sh*t in the end its what I want! thanks for being unhelpful!
Weird ut sometimes true First day of school: WOO! SCHOOL!
Second day of school: Dude, how many more days till summer...
Soo true "Hey did you ask yet?" "No, my mom's in a bad mood."
LOOOOOOL "I didn't do it" ... "Then why are you laughing?" ... "Cause, whoever did it is a freaking genius."
No matter how much I say I hate you, I could never actually hate you .
"What's wrong?" . . . "It's a long story." . . . "I have time!"
"Dude was that a guy or girl?" "I have no idea."
I'm sorry!" "STOP SAYING SORRY!" "Okay...Sorry."
My friend does that -_- I Don't Stalk, I Observe
I'm stalker
, i got this from my friend's page
