"When I Die I Give My Friends Permission To Change My Status To “Is Dead”
"Saving a file as "dyjjyggffj'', because I'm too lazy to write a proper name"
"The recording of myself makes me think "that does not sound like me"
"Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness."
"No mom, you're mad because you're wrong, not because I'm talking back..."
"1st day of school: I'm so excited! One week later: When are the holidays?"
"5% battery left and you run like a ninja to get your charger !"
"Mum i cant find it," "If i go up there and find it your dead" "FOUND IT!"
"When i was younger i used to say a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k, ELEMENO P!"
and many more!! lol !! will psot them up later