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General Chat NEW! The Student Forums Chatroom => Chit-Chat => Topic started by: The Golden Girl =D on August 07, 2010, 09:58:28 pm
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Okay .. i have joined millions of groups and some of them srsly crack me up lol
let me kno what u find hilarious .....
for me i find these groups so funny :
1. Teachers call it Cheating , we Call it Teamwork <3
2."Dude, did the teacher come?" "Yeah, I saw him in the morning" "Dammit!"
and many others ..let me check my fb account and share lol :D :D
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4." Your english hw finished?" "Yes".15 min l8er "What r u doin?" "English HW
5.I hate waking up for school
6.All parents used to be the first in there classes =)
7.I hate it when the bell rings and the teacher is still teaching ..
8.I hate it when the remote control is near but i'm too lazy to get it ..
9.You say goodbye to ever1 and somebody u want to talk to signs in
10.I can never finish my eraser cuz i always lose it or it gets stolen
so hilarious <3 .. i just LUB them <3
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lol nice group
well my personal favourite is
parents call it talking back we call it explaining
ill post the rest later
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I love stalking. ::)
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I love stalking. ::)
LOL! :D
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GOSH this facebook has every page that can be related to my LIFE!
-Group on Facebook
:P
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luis... maa maa maa maa mum mum mum mummy mummy mummy mama mama maa mum mummy.... WHAT!!
Hi.....
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luis... maa maa maa maa mum mum mum mummy mummy mummy mama mama maa mum mummy.... WHAT!!
Hi.....
BWAHAHAHAA FAMILY GUY! *wipes tears*
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"File... save" "File name already in use" "JLSKJFKSLJF... save" =)
mwahahha i do this soo much ::) ::)
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"Is It Dead?" " I Don't Know..." Poke It. "
LOL
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After monday tuesday in calender, i didnt knew it said W T F!!
lol
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I'm not gonna like any pages today....*scrolls down page*....OMG THAT ONE IS SOO TRUEEEEEEEE! :D
hehe :P
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After monday tuesday in calender, i didnt knew it said W T F!!
lol
LOL :D :D
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Man i just LUB it lol ........ i LUBed them All ....sanks for Sharing :D :D
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R.I.P...Rest in Peace..????...."nah".....it's much better....."RETURN IF POSSIBLE"......!!!!!!!!
::NEVER thought about it! :P
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Haha lol
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Teacher: "I am THIS close to calling your mother!" Student: "Tell her I said hi!
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Some days i really like you, some days i wanna push you in front of a bus. on
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I hate it when OTHERS pik up my fone nd the 1st thing they check is "INBOX"
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Gd ones Xam :D :D ..thanks for sharin :)
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I hate it when OTHERS pik up my fone nd the 1st thing they check is "INBOX"
I really hate that thing.
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Some i like :
I love it when teachers tell jokes and the class doesn't laugh.
I clapped cuz it finished, not cuz i liked it .
Sshh.. They're arguing.I wanna listen :P
No matter what i get on the computer for, i always end up on Facebook.. (and SF for me ) :P :D
Once i start hating someone, everything they do is irritating to me :P
Even staring at al wall becomes interesting while studying..
I do nothing on FB, but im on it for hours..
And the best one-
Unlike the rest of the world, I think that Robert Pattinson is ugly ;D
And I'll post more soon :)
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@ Lana : i srsly LUB them ......and true for me as well ::) lol :)
Ya sure , u do that ;)
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im hardly there..got no time and dont care..but haha, i dd join this group called sth like- in 2013 ill watch 2012 and laugh :D..oh gg..the once u mentioned in ur 1st post here..i did join em too :D
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im hardly there..got no time and dont care..but haha, i dd join this group called sth like- in 2013 ill watch 2012 and laugh :D..oh gg..the once u mentioned in ur 1st post here..i did join em too :D
Hahaha lol :D :D ....... Cool lol :)
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Teachers call it "the bathroom", we call it, "I'm bored, i'm leaving",
Teacher: Please turn in your homework. You: We had homework...??-.-
I lost my phone. Oh wait let me call it! CRAP, it\'s on vibrate! EVERYONE SHUTUP!!
"Mom, make me some food?" "Get it yourself." "Nevermind, I'm not hungry."
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Ditto Wallah :D :D :D
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LOL @ all. :D :D
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I got into this It's not that funny but it's kind of true for me at least ::) lol :P
*LOG OUT*......bored.......*SIGN IN*
Flipping the Pillow Over to get the Cold side
I still laugh when everyone else is over it Usually after several days :P
when i was a kid i use to say elomenopee not L-M-N-O-P :$ lol
Eating In Class =))
singing really loud in your house when no one's home
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go to Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
my all jokes which i posted in different topics are moved there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i mnt that happy but i m happy.
all jokes of international anthem of xams are moved there and many others, today i poosted many so read them.
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Will do iA :)
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How abt:
All you do sit on that computer, no I sit on the chair!!
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Hahaha lol :D D:
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that thing is certainly rue my mum always accuses me abt it!! Now I've got a goood answer thanks to FB!!
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Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone. Moving my seat will not help. :P :P
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Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone. Moving my seat will not help. :P :P
hahaha LOL :D
I'll check my fb right now.. ;D
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kid: i dont understand!.teacher: its easy!!.OFCRSE ITS EASY YUR DA TEACHER!
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LOL! haha True Javii :D
the most painful goodbyes are the ones that are never said and never explained
Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes
Oh, excuse me. Sorry for thinking I actually meant something to you
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I am madly in love with chocolate.
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Weird..I thought it is cheese :P
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Weird..I thought it is cheese :P
Yeah, we had to break up, the relationship was unsustainable. Her maintenance cost was too high.... I know its a shame.
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haha ok..Don't get what u r talking about but am sure that cheese is not that bad :P
Fb: I wanna meet myself as someone else just to see what it feels like.
You know you're awesome when people you don't even know hate you
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Attacking the Vending Machine When Your Food Gets Stuck
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i hate it when you miss someone, but you can't do anything about it.
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i hate it when you miss someone, but you can't do anything about it.
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thats life,
HINDI mein:
skul ke gate de is taraf hum life ko nachate hai te skul ke gate de us taraf life humko nachati hai
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IF ANYBODY SENDS ME ANYMORE MORE FARMVILLE REQUEST I AM GOING TO BURN YOUR CROPS AND K1LL YOUR ANIMALS
:D :D
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I hate it when someone else takes the piece of food I have mentally claimed >:( >:(
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IF ANYBODY SENDS ME ANYMORE MORE FARMVILLE REQUEST I AM GOING TO BURN YOUR CROPS AND K1LL YOUR ANIMALS
:D :D
I blocked that application just because of the requests... :D :D
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I blocked that application just because of the requests... :D :D
u said u dont use fb much? =S
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u said u dont use fb much? =S
Yes, I don't use it much NOW. ::)
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Yes, I don't use it much NOW. ::)
i see then :P
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''Mom, I'm going out.'' ''With friends?'' ''No Mom, with terrorists...' :D
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"Hey,u free?"..."Nah,I'm pretty expensive"
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I hate it when I'm laying there, all comfortable, and then i realize.... The remotes across the room... >:(
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Ditto zara lol
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OMG OMG OMG .... okay i am shocked !!!!! ..just now the most number of ppl online on fb ..just cuz it's hols and late ..OMG OMG
okay I'm not used to that obvsly -_-
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just chill ;) ;D
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its funny how sitting "boy girl boy girl" used to be a punishment ...
::) :P :D ;)
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LOL
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"Hey I have a secret "What?" I cant tell you. "Then why did you tell me in the first place?".
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I'm not littering... I'm donating to the earth
I don't understand your accent. So I'll just nod.
When I say 'I MISS SCHOOL' it means my 'FRIENDS AND THE FUN' not the 'SCHOOL'
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Nice :)
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During an exam, I add up all the possible marks I might get, to feel better. :D
i wonder what english sounds like to non-english speakers .."
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I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.
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I need six months holiday's. . . . . twice a year!!!
"Why are you talking during my lesson?" - "Why are you teaching during my conversation?"
I love rumors, they tell me things I never knew about myself.
You like Laying down at night thinking about those moments you just wanna re-live
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"When I Die I Give My Friends Permission To Change My Status To “Is Dead”
"Saving a file as "dyjjyggffj'', because I'm too lazy to write a proper name"
"The recording of myself makes me think "that does not sound like me"
"Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness."
"No mom, you're mad because you're wrong, not because I'm talking back..."
"1st day of school: I'm so excited! One week later: When are the holidays?"
"5% battery left and you run like a ninja to get your charger !"
"Mum i cant find it," "If i go up there and find it your dead" "FOUND IT!"
"When i was younger i used to say a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k, ELEMENO P!"
and many more!! lol !! will psot them up later :D
:P
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Sure LOL :D :D i'll look them up :P ::)
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dear remote will you start working or do i have to keep smashing you like a retard?:).
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I love stalking. ::)
Glad to know that I'm not the only one. ::)
We should make a secret group for stalkers and share our findings (AKA juiciest gossips) at the group.
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"When it goes quiet in the classroom, I look up to check if I'm in trouble."
"Trying To Tell My Parents A Funny Story ... And It Turns Into A Life Lesson"
"WhO SaId Girls And Boys CaN't Be BeSt Freinds..."
"sometimes when im walking i try keeping my feet in the little square tiles."
"I didn't fall, I attacked the floor."
"I don't care if it's rude to stare, you are hot, so I will stare." OMG this is perverted LOL
"I LOVE SCHOOL BUT I HATE CLASSES. LOL :)"
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I'm soooo gonna check these out iA ^_^
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Cancel Cancel Cancel Cancel....Message sent....Kill me now
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I HATE it when your parents want to go somewhere where you don't and they say: "We'll only be here for a few minutes" and a few minutes = a few HOURS!
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I just texted you a novel, and all you say back is "k" WTF?!?!
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when you're in that mood where you wave at cars for no reason :)
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ummmm excuse me... i bought a packet of chips... not a half bag of air
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haha nice ones ...new as well :D
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I just texted you a novel, and all you say back is "k" WTF?!?!
Ditto !!! LOL
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I HATE it when your parents want to go somewhere where you don't and they say: "We'll only be here for a few minutes" and a few minutes = a few HOURS!
Hehe ...Man soo true !!!
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OMG?! WHY ARE YOU CRYING?! ... I yawned you idiot -_-'
'Do this for me', 'no', 'if you love me you will', 'Fiiiiine!!' - i do that loads ^_^ LOL
Facebook, the only place I can talk to a wall and not look like an idiot
"hey." "hey." ...is offline. Well that was a conversation to remember
I'm add more later ..gotta pray <3
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I run slow when little kids are chasing me so they think they're fast =).
When I Was Younger, I Put My Face Close To The Fan To Hear My Robot Voice. --> *lool i still do it sum tyms :P*
pretending to sleep when someone comes into your bedroom -->at tyms its compulsory 2 do dat :P lool
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" Sometimes I wish that when I say "I'm okay." Someone will say "No you're not." hehe lol
" I wish I could fit a 4GB Memory Card in my brain for exam" i so want that!!!!!!!!!
" Every School Has That One REALLY Tall Kid And That One REALLY Short Kid(:"
" Time for school get up! .. okay mom... -falls back asleep-"
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lool i am loolin ryt nw :P
Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her A**.
hahahahah
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ROFL........ :P
hahaha
now that is .....idk :P
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yea ryt u r sooo innocent
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:P
The look on the Teachers' face when you answer a question, and they thought you weren't listening.
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i m innocent ::) *says with a evil smile" :P
i like this one a few days ago ;D
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yea believs u wid a as if heart :P
lool
:P
By the way imma whooshin
sista is beggin fer de compu
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byee
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have fun
Take care
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lol
looks like i have to hack into ur heart to make you believe me :P :P
okayy ....c ya
bye ...Take care :)
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try try until u succed buddy....
i wil stil believ u wid a *as if* heart
:P
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Dad: When i beat you, how do you control your anger?
Son: I Start Cleaning the Toilet Seat...
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean it with your toothbrush... :P :D ...*AY* :D :D :D
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f Facebook were a subject, my parents would be sooo proud. :)
STOP! STOP! STOP!" ... "I have a rock in my shoe.."
Spongebob: "What do you usually do when i'm gone?" Patrick: "Wait for you to come back." awww ::)
"Dude dont ruin the movie for me" . " Fine" --silence-- "They all die in the end". "I Hate You". I do that to my bro >:D :P
Yelling random numbers when someone's counting.
"Hi, May I help you?" "No, I just waited in line for 15 minutes to say Hi" LOL :D :D
Jumping out of bed like a ninja when you see that you're late! I do that -_- LOL :D :D
"Oh, what a cute little girl!" "That's a boy." I KNOW -_- LOOOOL
(in your room, on fb)
mom: are you doing you homework?
you: yeah.
mom: okay honey.
you:(hears footsteps)(in your head)OH HELL NO! (turns off computer and takes out a random book)
mom: (opens the door)
you: hi mommy. :D I do that sometimes ::)
God Gave you two legs to walk,
Two hands to hold.
Two eyes to see,
Two ears to hear,
But why did god only give you one heart?
because he gave the other to someone else for you too find ^_^ :P
Don't you hate it when you ask for someones opinion and they say "It's whatever you want!"...Ummm, I was asking for your opinion but No, sh*t in the end its what I want! thanks for being unhelpful! Weird ut sometimes true
First day of school: WOO! SCHOOL! :) Second day of school: Dude, how many more days till summer... Soo true :D :D
"Hey did you ask yet?" "No, my mom's in a bad mood." LOOOOOOL
"I didn't do it" ... "Then why are you laughing?" ... "Cause, whoever did it is a freaking genius."
No matter how much I say I hate you, I could never actually hate you .
"What's wrong?" . . . "It's a long story." . . . "I have time!"
"Dude was that a guy or girl?" "I have no idea." ::)
I'm sorry!" "STOP SAYING SORRY!" "Okay...Sorry." My friend does that -_- :P
I Don't Stalk, I Observe ::)
I'm stalker :P :P , i got this from my friend's page ::) :D :D :D
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ROFL :D
Nice ones! ;D
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thanks
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At night cant sleep, Morning cannot wake up.
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GOOD ONES GG, Keep that good work onnnn!!
here's one joke:
A vaccum cleaner sales man knocks at the sardar ji's door.
wife opened the door
b4 she cud speak he ran in the house and emptied a bag of cow dung on carpet .
salseman : "mam if m unable to clean this sh*t in 10 min with my new vaccum cleaner i wud eat it all ."
sardar enters and asks "u need chilly or tomato sauce with ...the sh*t....?
salse man.......y?
sardar :because therz no electricity in d house.
MORAL:never be over smart!!
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Nice One theonlyone ;) ..thanks :D
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It used to be "Can I have your number?" Now it's "Do you have facebook?" ::)
If the brain is like a computer why can't I Ctrl + C, Ctrl + V study notes onto it? ---- so true ::)
‘Do this for me’, ‘no’, ‘if you love me you will’, ‘Fiiiiine!!’ --- i say that loads srry if i repeated this one :P
That feeling you get when think you’re in deep sh*t but everything turns out perfectly fine. ::)
When you needed me... I was everywhere... But when I needed you... I found you nowhere... :'(
walking into random stores in the summer just for the air-conditioning :D :D :D
Save paper save the planet! Don't do homework!
"GO TO SLEEP! its 2 in the morning" "OK MOM!" *grabs phone* "Ok, im back" ::)
S.C.H.O.O.L = Six.Crappy.Hours.Of.Our.Live :P
No matter how much you think you hate school, you'll always miss it when you leave ::)
Inbox (1) makes me happy ::)
"Dinner's ready!!" "Coming!" *continues using the computer* ::)
Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow :D :)
"OMG stop talking while im texting!" "Why?" "Cuz i'll end up typin what u say" :D :D :D
Ugh? I know what I wanna say. I just can't explain it. ::)
I hate when parents sit and watch me browse facebook! >:( :P
Okay gtg sleep *yawn*
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Esba7y 3ala 5eir :D
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Esba7y 3ala 5eir :D
Wenti min 2ahlu :)
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Wenti min 2ahlu :)
5alas ray7a? mosh oltely 7ato3ody shewaya? :-\
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5alas ray7a? mosh oltely 7ato3ody shewaya? :-\
ma ana 2a3at shiwaia ..Plus ma parents 7aeegu ai sania and u know what'll happen -__-
fa i'll try to get back tmrrw willa haga zai kidda *my egyptian accent sucks :'( ..lazim ti3aleemeeni :-[ :-X :-\ *
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ma ana 2a3at shiwaia ..Plus ma parents 7aeegu ai sania and u know what'll happen -__-
fa i'll try to get back tmrrw willa haga zai kidda *my egyptian accent sucks :'( ..lazim ti3aleemeeni :-[ :-X :-\ *
LOOOOOL!! NOOO I actually thought u were egyptian for a second there!! la2 mA 3aleeki begad shaklek enty elly 7at3alameeny ana :P :P hahaha
Tayeb mashy ok..ana 3arfa we mo2adar zeroffek..lazem tegy bokra insA ok?
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LOOOOOL!! NOOO I actually thought u were egyptian for a second there!! la2 mA 3aleeki begad shaklek enty elly 7at3alameeny ana :P :P hahaha
Tayeb mashy ok..ana 3arfa we mo2adar zeroffek..lazem tegy bokra insA ok?
SRSLY o.O ...k ::) LOL :P
Awwww ,sanka u ^_^ ...min 3inaya ;) ..ya iA :)
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La2 I wasn't being sarcastic wallahi mA u really good :)
<3<3
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La2 I wasn't being sarcastic wallahi mA u really good :)
<3<3
Aww .....la2a kida 2a7ragteeni 2awi :P LOL I'm back for a few minutes iA ;)
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Aww .....la2a kida 2a7ragteeni 2awi :P LOL I'm back for a few minutes iA ;)
LOL! *kasefteeny hahaha 27ragteny when embarrassed but kasafteeny ma3naha shy :
Yaaay! :D
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LOL! *kasefteeny hahaha 27ragteny when embarrassed but kasafteeny ma3naha shy :
Yaaay! :D
ookai :-[ LOL ....... By the way teach some of the things u gals say in egypt kida ya3ni all za the time .....ya3ni ilkalam ilyaumi ;)
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LOL! begad beny we benek..am not really that good in the egyptian accent..fa wallahi e5tarty elsha5s elghalt :P :P haha bas ana momkin a2olek elly 3andy..da eza kan fe 7aga 3andy :P :P hahaha
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OK class, please copy what im writing on the board" THEN MOVE YOU IDIOT! ::)
The feeling you get when you understand something in math class. *sigh* :P
I hate when my parents rush me to get ready and then when I am, they're not true *nods *
Dude, I'm not going if your not going
right, im going to start my work RIGHT NOW.. oh look i have a notification *nods*
"HEYYYY COME HERE ITS IMPORTANT" "what" "can u turn off my light?" >:(
Thinking Of Everything You Have Done When Your Parents Say "Come Here Now!" *nods* when they do that the first thing i say is what did i do wrong o.O
S.T.U.D.Y = Sleeping, Talking, Unlimited Texting, Dreaming, Yawning :P
Can i copy your homework?" " yea but IDK if there right." " I dont care" ::)
How many more minutes till class ends? ::)
Dropping Something, Then Catching It In Mid-Air And Feeling Like A ninja! ::)
Why are you sleeping in class? maybe because i wake up at 6 AM to come here :D :D
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, WAIT WHAT ? ::)
When my teacher talks, I think she has an imaginary friend named "Class." :D :D :D
Good times in school that you will never forget. <3
WHERE THE HELL IS MYYY.... Oh, there it is *nods*
Why can't we chew gum in school? we'd talk less. *nods* *nods* *nods*
C.L.A.S.S = Come, Late, And, Start, Sleeping :D :D
IGCSE: 'I Go Crazy Studying Everyday' :D :D :D
Saying goodbye isn't the hard part, knowing they're never coming back is aww :'( :-X
"die"..."what?" "i said bye" ::) ::)
No iPods in school!" Yes, because I'm going to cheat off my test, listening to Eminem.'' :D :D *nods*
"U Sure U Got Everything?" "Yep." *Leaves* "Damn iForgot Somethin." ::)
Move out of the way children I've been waiting 11 years to see Toy Story 3... :D :D :D ;D ;D
Best revenge? Smile, be happy, never let them know it hurt. ;)
2 most said things in school, "I'm tired." and "Can I have a piece of gum?" ::)
"yo come with me to the store" "NO!", "i'll buy you something", "ok!" :) ::) ::)
my room is messy but i can tell you exactly where everything is ::) ::) ::)
Life was so much better, when Blackberries & Apples were just fruits !! xD :D :D
Only I can fight with my sibling, you lay a finger on him/her and you die! ::) ::) ::) >:D O0
When I'm Mad/Sad, I shove in my headphones and just ignore the world ^_^
told ya i'm an Observer
Np ya hope .....at least at3alam 7aga miniki.....5ali ma3aki HOPE ;)
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AM I the ONLY one sharin o.O
Weird ones or whateveri saw ;
Teacher: Say your sorry."" student: ""..What if i'm not sorry?"" teacher: ""Say your Sorry!"" student: ""..sorry."" teacher: ""Like you mean it!"" student: WTF!"
Awww you look so pretty today!! -"so i was ugly yesterday???"
Life can be only understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
When the teacher stops talking, i look up to make sure i'm not in trouble
leaves computer..*20 minutes later*..oh sh*t i was chatting!!!!!!!
“Tell me and Ill forget; show me and I may remember; involve me and Ill understad
OMG why am i laughing at all of these fb likes?
i dont know what to reply so: lol
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no i m here ROFL ;D
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i join de roflin club 2
:P
gg dese r hilarious :--))))) :D :D :D :D
i dont know my friend's address but i know exactly where their house is! :)
Study...study...stud....sta....ah....staf.....stafay....fay....face....facebook:D
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LOL!! This is HILARIOUS PPL!!! :D :D
your siblings are like alarm clocks, if you don't hit them they won't shut up on
You're asking ME for help after everything you've done to me? WOW, you're pathetic
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Only I can fight with my sibling, you lay a finger on him/her and you die!
People Like My Siblings Because They Dont Know How They Really Are :P
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I love it when people interrupt class for an "important anouncement" :P
Teacher: "I am THIS close to calling your mother!" Student: "Tell her I said hi!"
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Substitute teacher: "Does your teacher let you do that?" Students: "Yes..."
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getting worried when your bubble sheet says A, C, B, B, B, B, B, B
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One day.. Facebook, Youtube, Myspace and Friendster will come together as one. It will be called, FookYouMyFriend. *llame ....lool bt made me lauff :P*
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Does anyone else like to stick their leg out from under the sheet to feel cool? :)
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depressed? earphones in.. volume up, ignore the world.
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CAN'T WAIT FOR SUMMMMMEERRR 2011 :P
If the Bell doesn't dismiss me then the Bell doesn't decide when I arrive.
*almost asleep* *phone vibrates* WTF whos texting me this late... OH wait it's you :)
Facebook lied, I did NOT try the friend finder.
i LOVE sliding on the wood floor with my socks on :) until i fall flat on my face
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I plan things with friends before I actually ask my parents if I can go :P <3
No matter how old you are, You'll always rush for a swing in a park :')
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Thanks phone, for being strong everytime i dropped you
When someone says "I like your shirt" I look down to see what I'm wearing
Sorry, I Can't Talk To You Right Now. I Have Ninja Practise.
Going on a school field trip, and realizing the bus ride was the best part.
I hate that little triangular spot that the windshield wipers can't get to.
Holding a Laugh in Class and it SUDDENLY bursts out..!!!
:P Dad: Aw that new Miley Cyrus song is awesome! Kid: Dad, that's Justin Bieber. :P
omg.... this actually made me rofl ^^^^
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notty kiddo!!! :P :P
Justin Bieber does sound like a girl -__-
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Man, that's probably the 1st thing you ever said that I'll agree with :P
Omg, his songs--pure YUCK!
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@ hh n mh : n hve u noticed 13 yr old girlz die on him
loool :/ :D
Get real. No one's going to form a single line if the building's on FIRE
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Man, that's probably the 1st thing(and last maybe) you ever said that I'll agree with :P
Omg, his songs--pure YUCK!
:D
@ hh n mh : n hve u noticed 13 yr old girlz die on him
loool :/ :D
haha yes i hv seen in my school :P :P
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Brunette: "Look it's a dead bird!" ... *Blonde looks up into the sky* ... "Where?"
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Brunette: "Look it's a dead bird!" ... *Blonde looks up into the sky* ... "Where?"
roflmao!!
nice blonde jokee !!
i cant stop laughing ;D
+rep
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Nice :) <3
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:D
thank you for adding the ''last'' :P
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:P
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Never understood what fb is for.
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Never understood what fb is for.
Facebook :)
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Never understood what fb is for.
fb stands for Facebook ;)
Well it's talk to ppl who u haven't talked to for AGES and u don't even remember let's say their phone No. ...etc
For it's mainly communicating with my friends especially the ones i lost contact with ;)
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This:
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This:
LOL i know this one ::) :P
thx for sharing , it's so Nice 8)
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Two blondes were driving to Disneyland and the exit sign reads: DISNEYLAND LEFT. They started crying...
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OMG ;D ;D ;D
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Two blondes were driving to Disneyland and the exit sign reads: DISNEYLAND LEFT. They started crying...
ROFL typical blonde joke ;D
Who is Miss Obvious By the way? ::)
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Miss Obvious? ::)
I like to call her Zar ;)
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ROFL typical blonde joke ;D
Who is Miss Obvious By the way? ::)
I am, any doubt or problem? :P
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Miss Obvious? ::)
I like to call her Zar ;)
cool eh? ;) 8) :D
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Xtremely :)
What do the other's think?
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"Hey dude,I think something is wrong with your radio its squeaking pretty bad." "Nahh man,That's just Justin Bieber"
A blond and a brunette were hanging off of a bridge. A boy had to pick which one to save. He said that he picked the blond, so she clapped. hahaha
little kid: Im scared there will be a monster under my bed.
Bigger kid: Im scared there will be a zombie under my bed.
Teenager: Im scared that lady Gaga will be under my bed!
WAS IT A CAR OR A CAT I SAW..
'WASITACARORACATISAW'..
This is the only english sentence which even if we read in reverse, it'll give the same sentence...
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NICE 8)
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GAGA hahaha.....\ :D :D
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cool, eh?
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YESH YESH ;D :D :D :D
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haha..
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cool, eh?
UBER COOL! xD
"i noh ss!w". Read it upside down!
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HI... HOLA.....BONJOUR.....OLA......HALLAH......SIEMA......
all hi but differnent language.
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Vin - luk at this.. Wonder If Voldi will ever think of "liberty" 4 his his swt little muggle friends. :D :D
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Vin - luk at this.. Wonder If Voldi will ever think of "liberty" 4 his his swt little muggle friends. :D :D
HAHAHA! The Americans are ought to fall in for a serious trauma. :P Then we'd need millions of Madam Pomfrey. :P
Guys, do you like the new "See Friendship" button? It's kinda unnerving. :S
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HAHAHA! The Americans are ought to fall in for a serious trauma. :P Then we'd need millions of Madam Pomfrey. :P
Guys, do you like the new "See Friendship" button? It's kinda unnerving. :S
where abouts is it ? :S
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'See friendship" button. it is unnerving. I'm :-\ abt. it
"Do I look okay?"
"When I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change...."
"Dude, chill, I only asked if I looked okay!"
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'See friendship" button. it is unnerving. I'm :-\ abt. it
"Do I look okay?"
"When I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change...."
"Dude, chill, I only asked if I looked okay!"
When I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change because you are amazing just the way you are.- bruno mars... ;)
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When I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change because you are amazing just the way you are.- bruno mars... ;)
Wow! That was...corny :D
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Guys, do you like the new "See Friendship" button? It's kinda unnerving. :S
yeah...it's okay...
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thank u thank u...*bowing*
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This
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This
I LUB it :)
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I LUB it :)
Thanks ;)
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Thanks ;)
No Problemo Senorita xD
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No Problemo Senorita xD
The name's not Senorita. :P
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LOL , it's lady but in Spanish ;)
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Senorita, aise bade bade deshon main choti choti baatein hoti rehti hain ! ;D
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You Know how to speak in Spanish ? cuz I'm lost after the word Senorita ::)
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You Know how to speak in Spanish ? cuz I'm lost after the word Senorita ::)
LOL!! :D GG, He was talking in Hindi and not spanish.Anyway.
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COOL <3 *Join me* :P
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AMIGOSSSSS
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?2011is just 49 days away... Remember, Life is short, break the rules, forgive and forget quickly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made u smile. Send to all the people that u love and do not want to lose in 2011,including me. If u get 3msgs back you'r a... great friend , 5 msgs back you're... best person for life :
<3
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"somebody's gonna punch you in the face one day...i hope i'm there to watch"
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LOL
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heyyy you guys!
heres something
'R.O.F.L.B.I.S.S.H.O.C.A.M.F.S.B.M.A.I.F.O>M.S.C.A.S.L.A.=rolling on the floor laughing because i saw something hilarious on the computer and my friend screamed behind me and i fell off my spinny chair and started laughing again. XD'
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LMAO xD that was HILARIOUS :)
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If u were in my friends list n u hav been deleted its prolly bcoz of 1 or more of the followin reasons:
1) ur ego stinks
2) u r retarded
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3) u r a devout fan of Crap
4) u hav dual personality disorder, u look like a human apparently but in reality u r a .....
5) u have earned my hatred. (Congrats)
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Once there was a very handsome, pious, well educated young man, whose parents emphasized for him to get married. They had seen so many marriage proposals, and he had turned them all down. The parents thought it was becoming a little ridiculous or suspected that he may have someone else in mind.
However every time the parents left the girls house, the young man would always say "she's not the one!" The young man only wanted a girl who was religious and practicing (which was hard to find). However one evening his mother arranged for him, to meet a girl, who was religious and practicing.
On that evening, the young man and girl were left to talk and ask each other question (as one would expect). The young man, being a gentleman that, he was allowed, young lady to ask first.
Young girl asked the young man so many questions. She asked about his life, his education, his friends, his family, his habits, his hobbies, his lifestyle, his enjoyment, his time pass, his experiences, his shoe size and his likes and dislikes. Basically everything!
And the young man replied to all of her questions, without getting tired and politely with a smile. The young girl took up nearly all of the time, over an hour and felt bad and asked the young man do you have any questions?
young man said, yes, only have 3 questions...
Young girl thought, wow, only 3 questions okay, go ahead and shoot.
Young man's first question was, (1) Who do you love the most in the world, someone who's love nothing would ever overcome? She said, this is an easy question! Answer to your question is my mother.
Young man smiled and asked second question, (2) You said that you read a lot of Qur'an, could you tell me which Surahs you know the meaning of? Hearing this she went red and embarrassed and said I do not know the meaning of any yet, but I am hoping to soon Inshallah I have just been a bit busy.
The third question the young man asked, was (3) I have been approached for my hand in marriage, by girls that are lot more prettier than you, why should I marry you? Hearing this, the young girl was outraged, she stormed off to her parents with fury and said I do not want to marry this man he is insulting my beauty and intelligence.
And the young man and his parents were once again, left without an agreement of marriage. This time, the young man's parents were really angry and said what did you do to anger that young girl, the family was so nice and pleasant, and they were religious like you wanted. What did you ask the girl? Tell us!
Young man said, firstly I asked her, who do you love the most? She said, her mother. The parents said so, what is wrong with that?
Young man said, "no one, is Muslim, until he loves Allah (SWT) and his Messenger (SAW) more than anyone else in the world." If a woman loves Allah (SWT) and Holy Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) more than anyone, she will love me and respect me and stay faithful to me, because of that love and fear for Allah (SWT). And we can share this love, because this love is greater than lust for beauty.
Young man said, then I asked, you read a lot of Holy Qur'an, can you tell me the meaning of any Surah? And she said no. because I haven't had time yet. So I remembered the saying of Imam Shafi'i, "All humans are dead except those who have knowledge ... And all those who have knowledge are asleep, except those who do good deeds ... And those who do good are deceived, except those who are sincere ... And those who are sincere are always in a state of worry (for others)."
She has lived 20 years on this earth and not found any time, to seek knowledge, why would I marry a woman, who does not know her rights and responsibilities and what will she teach my children, except how to be negligent, because the woman is the Madrasah (school) and the best of teachers. And a woman, who has no time for Allah (SWT), will not have time for her husband.
The third question I asked her was, that a lot of girls, more prettier than her, had approached me for marriage, why should I choose her? That is why she stormed off, getting angry.
Young man's parents said that is a horrible thing to say, why would you do such a thing; we are going back there to apologize. Young man said I said this on purpose, to test whether she could control her anger.
Holy Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) said "Do not get angry, do not get angry, do not get angry" repeatedly when asked how to become pious, because anger is from Satan.
If a woman cannot control her anger with a stranger she just met, do you think she will be able to control it with her husband?
So, the moral of this story is, a marriage is based on: Knowledge not looks, Practice not preaching, Forgiveness not anger, Spiritual love not lust and compromise!
One should look for a person who (1) Has love for Allah (SWT) and his Messenger (saw) (2) Has knowledge of the deen (religion), and can act upon it (3) can control her anger and another important and crucial factor that she be (4) willing to compromise.
And it goes both ways, so women seeking a man, should look for the same things.
May Allah (SWT) make every marriage a success and let us create Love for Allah and his Messenger (saw) so that Allah (SWT) can bless us, and create love in our lives.
There is no better structure founded in Islam other than marriage. Holy Prophet Muhammad (PBUH)
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LIFE MEANS:
6 friends, 2 bikes but no petrol!
Exam night ,6 duffers and no notes!
6 friends,8 cell phones,12 sims and no balance!
1 girl, 6 friends and all saying "teri bhabhi hai"
...LIFE MEANS : EVERYTHNG STUPID BUT SOMETHNG SENSIBLE CALLED FRIENDSHIP...!!! :)
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jobless..? ::)
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hehe xD
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grade 8's start singing ''i just had sex and it felt so good'' at the front of the bus grade 11's down the back no shut up your all still virgins.
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Admit it. ..................................... At some point in time you've tried to see if you had superpowers. ;) ;)
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my maaatheerrr! :D
- Zara.
::)
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WE ALL HAVE 3 ADDRESSES MEMORIZED...
1. Your own address
2. Your best friend's address
3. P Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.
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Deleted my facebook account a few weeks ago. ::)
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you can do that??!?! but how??!?
i mean besides deactivating~
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Yes, you can. (Obama style :P )
Go here: http://www.facebook.com/help/contact.php?show_form=delete_account
After making the request, you mustn't log in using your account for 14 days. After that your account will be deleted.
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allrighty! thank you!
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Deleted my facebook account a few weeks ago. ::)
why :O
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why :O
I think it doesn't serve any purpose of me at the moment.
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I think it doesn't serve any purpose of me at the moment.
^ Ditto which is why I deactivated it.
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^ Ditto which is why I deactivated it.
and also activated it ;)
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and also activated it ;)
LOL ya :P
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i like the "Like" feature :P
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i like the flirting facilities ;)
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I hate the new chatting thing on Facebook ,I don't get it -__-
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I hate the new chatting thing on Facebook ,I don't get it -__-
what is the new thing ?? one of my friend was also irritated with the new chat thigi ! but its the same old thing for me
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I don't know how to describe but it's just so irritating -__-
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I hate the new chatting thing on Facebook ,I don't get it -__-
Same here :S
Its not user friendly, showing online friends, and some offline friends too!!
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Does anyone have Google+ invite? If yes, do share your experiences.
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It's REAL cool!
But I haven't used it much since not all my friends have a google+ account. Want a request? ;)
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Let's Revive This thread =D
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I really hate that thing.
That's why I put a password *evil smile* :)
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Quote it and you'll know which page that is on fb :D
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Quote it and you'll know which page that is on fb :D
I fall into that category. :P
Sadly. :(