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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1035 on: October 20, 2010, 01:33:27 pm »
A prince had a curse put on him when he was a little boy. He could only speak two words every year. But, if he didn't speak for a whole year, he would then be able to speak 4 words the next year and so on.

One day he met a princess named Josie and he wanted to say "My Princess".

The next year he saw her he wanted to say "My princess, i love you".

The third year he saw her he wanted to say "My princess I love you, will you marry me?" But, the young prince, now growing older knew he would have to wait a couple more years.

So, on the fifth year, excited to finally present his question, he visited the princess.

He approached her respectfully and asked, "JOSIE, MY PRINCESS, I LOVE YOU. WILL YOU MARRY ME?"

And the princess said, "Pardon?"


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« Reply #1036 on: October 20, 2010, 01:33:53 pm »
Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were walking along the beach. Suddenly, Justin says, "Aww, Britney, look at the dead birdie."

Britney looks up at the sky and says, "Where?!"


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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1037 on: October 20, 2010, 01:43:50 pm »
A prince had a curse put on him when he was a little boy. He could only speak two words every year. But, if he didn't speak for a whole year, he would then be able to speak 4 words the next year and so on.

One day he met a princess named Josie and he wanted to say "My Princess".

The next year he saw her he wanted to say "My princess, i love you".

The third year he saw her he wanted to say "My princess I love you, will you marry me?" But, the young prince, now growing older knew he would have to wait a couple more years.

So, on the fifth year, excited to finally present his question, he visited the princess.

He approached her respectfully and asked, "JOSIE, MY PRINCESS, I LOVE YOU. WILL YOU MARRY ME?"

And the princess said, "Pardon?"

Aww man thats sad =\
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1038 on: October 20, 2010, 02:18:46 pm »
Aww man thats sad =\

Actually, I didn't understand the joke! :D

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« Reply #1039 on: October 20, 2010, 03:39:24 pm »
Guess, she din't understand what the prince asked her or prolly, she wanted it repeated and he cldnt.. and now he wld.have to wait 4 5 more years to propose againnn... :D

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« Reply #1040 on: October 21, 2010, 09:43:49 am »
Aww man thats sad =\
True True   :'( :'( :'(
His heart  might  have  cried for  waitng  5  year  again :'( :'(

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« Reply #1041 on: October 21, 2010, 12:39:43 pm »
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School: A Place Where Papa Pays & Son Plays ;-)
Dictionary: A Place Where Success Comes Before Work :-)

Doctor: A Person Who Kills your Ills By Pills,And Kills U By Bills. ;-)

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1042 on: October 21, 2010, 12:51:50 pm »
Nursery Rhyme...wid a few changes...

Twinkle Twinkle little star...
Tera boyfriend gaya bazaar....
Uss ko mil gaya doosra pyar....
Ab tu baithkar makhiyan maaar....

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« Reply #1043 on: October 21, 2010, 12:59:08 pm »
Guess, she din't understand what the prince asked her or prolly, she wanted it repeated and he cldnt.. and now he wld.have to wait 4 5 more years to propose againnn... :D

Oh Yes!! :D

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« Reply #1044 on: October 21, 2010, 03:07:46 pm »
Aww man thats sad =\

Our lovey dovey prince could have simply written his request on a piece of paper and explained the whole curse thingy.

Fairy tales, I tell you.... ufff ::)

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« Reply #1045 on: October 21, 2010, 10:39:54 pm »
Our lovey dovey prince could have simply written his request on a piece of paper and explained the whole curse thingy.

Fairy tales, I tell you.... ufff ::)
Nice idea..... :D :D

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1046 on: October 22, 2010, 12:40:44 pm »
A beggar to another beggar: I had a grand dinner at Taj yesterday.

How? The other beggar asked.

First beggar: Some one gave me a Rs 100/- note yesterday.

I went to Taj and ordered dinner worth Rs 1,000/-,

And enjoyed the dinner. When the bill came, I said, I had no money.
The Taj manager called the policeman, and handed me over to him.

I gave the Rs 100/- note to the police fellow, and he set me free.
A wonderful example of financial management indeed
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« Reply #1047 on: October 22, 2010, 12:58:13 pm »
A beggar to another beggar: I had a grand dinner at Taj yesterday.

How? The other beggar asked.

First beggar: Some one gave me a Rs 100/- note yesterday.

I went to Taj and ordered dinner worth Rs 1,000/-,

And enjoyed the dinner. When the bill came, I said, I had no money.
The Taj manager called the policeman, and handed me over to him.

I gave the Rs 100/- note to the police fellow, and he set me free.
A wonderful example of financial management indeed

Waah Waah TAJ! :D

Nice idea..... :D :D

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1048 on: October 22, 2010, 01:32:48 pm »
Teacher "who is the greatest man lived on face of earth" and if any one replies this correctly...$20 is the rewards..
The US Kid says..Obama...wrong ...Brit says St. Peters...wrong..
Banta says.."Jesus Christ"....teacher hails Banta and gives him $20,
The brit kid asks Banta...you are a sikh...why dint you say "waheguru"...
Banta says..."woh to mujhe dil main maloom tha...but business is business"...:)...ok

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1049 on: October 23, 2010, 11:23:44 am »
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man below says, "Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees North latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees West longitude."

"You must be an engineer," says the balloonist.

"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost."

The man below says, "You must be a manager."

"I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault."


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