Clean jokes thread!!!

[Master_Key]

Our Life has become so 'Less' now.
Our Telephone: Cordless
Our Cooking: Fireless
Our Food: Fatless
Our Dress: Topless
...Our Youth: Jobless
Our Leaders: Shameless
Our Govt: Hopeless
Our Job: Thankless
Our Police: Clueless
Our Policies: Aimless
Our Labour: Effortless
Our Conduct: Worthless
Our Relations: Meaningless
Our Attitude: Careless
Our Feelings: Heartless
Our Eduction: Valueless
Our Argumnts: Baseless
Our Future: Directionless
But still Our Expectations r ENDLESS.

[Master_Key]

ROFL

the jokes are amazing master key

Thanks. see the older jokes also, they are also of the same kind.

[Twinkle Charms]

Thanks. see the older jokes also, they are also of the same kind.

yea was readin them, +repped u  xD

[Master_Key]

yea was readin them, +repped u  xD

Thanks, but did u read all of them?

[Twinkle Charms]

Thanks, but did u read all of them?

dunno since what page ur posting, i jsut read back 2 or 3 pages ,,,haha

[Master_Key]

Santa for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER'. He replaced friend with father in the essay and it read:

" I`M A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS, SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOR. MY MOTHER LO...VES ALL MY FATHERS. "

[Master_Key]

Physics ka baap. All scientists fail to ANS this but Samarth rocks.

Q: Which liquid thing turns solid on heating?

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Ans: BESAN DE PAKODE

[Twinkle Charms]

Physics ka baap. All scientists fail to ANS this but Samarth rocks.

Q: Which liquid thing turns solid on heating?

?
...
Ans: BESAN DE PAKODE

ROFLL

n lol tht santa one is soo perrvvetted

[Aadeez || Zafar]

Physics ka baap. All scientists fail to ANS this but Samarth rocks.

Q: Which liquid thing turns solid on heating?

?
...
Ans: BESAN DE PAKODE

U r nevr such jokey in class
liked ur jokes and thoughts

[Arthur Bon Zavi]

U r nevr such jokey in class
liked ur jokes and thoughts

jokey....or JOKER!!

[Master_Key]

U r nevr such jokey in class
liked ur jokes and thoughts

Thanks
u started posting, now u just see, dont get addicted to SF as theonlyone "is already addicted".

[Master_Key]

jokey....or JOKER!!

anything, if u call me a joker then u just wait and watch, wait till monday because we hav holidays now, teri to me baja dunga......... ghanti................

[Heart Hacker]

Its a 'Clean' jokes thread 

[Master_Key]

Its a 'Clean' jokes thread 

now its a clean jokes thread.

[Master_Key]

If a barber makes a mistake,
It's a NEW STYLE
If an engineer makes a mistake,
It is a NEW VENTURE
If parents makes a mistake,
...It is a NEW GENERATION
If a scientist makes a mistake
It is a NEW INVENTION
If a tailor makes a mistake
It is a NEW FASHION

If ur ADMIN makes a mistake
It is a NEW IDEA OF FUN
If a page member makes a mistake
It is a Mistake Only and lead to PROBATION OR BANNED,,