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Master_Key:
Na back ki parwah,
Na subjects koi clear hai,
Phir bhi yaaro, Hum ENGINEER hai.
Na job ki tension,
Na future ka koi fear hai,
...Phir bhi yaaro, Hum ENGINEER hai.
Table par kitab ki jagah kingfisher ki beer hai,
Phir bhi yaaro, Hum ENGINEER hai.
C++ ya JAVA nahi,
Chatting apna CARRIER hai,
Phir bhi yaaro, Hum ENGINEER hai.
Yaha koi Einstein nahi,
Yaha sab Shakespeare hai,
Phir bhi yaaro, Hum ENGINEER hai.
Late night studies ki jagah,
Movies ka premiere hai,
Phir bhi yaaro, Hum ENGINEER hai...!!!!

Master_Key:
" India badnaam huyi.....CWG tere liye....
Sadkein bhi jam hui, CWG tere liye...."

Master_Key:
Prove (2/10) = 2Art student : "This is out of course".
commerce student : "This is wrong "...
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science student :(2/10)= Two/Ten'T' is common: wo/en'w' is 23rd letter and 'o' is 15th
...Similarly,'e' is 5th and 'n' is 14th

Hence (wo/en)= (23+15)/(5+14)=(38/19)=2 !!! :P science students RocK! ansWers r reAdy foR anY typE of quEstiOnz! :P

Master_Key:
Pehla Dost: Yaar Aaj To 1 Rs. Main 3 Amrood Mil Gaye !!!!!!!!!!
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Dosra Dost: Wo Kaise?...
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Pehla Dost: 1 Rs. Ka 1 Us ne Dia,1 Main Utha K Bhag Gaya,Aur 1 Us ne Muje Phenke Maara :P :D

Master_Key:
BOY:Mujse shadi karo gi?
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GIRL:KyaaaAaa?
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BOY:achi film hai na...!
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Girl:kuttay k bachay....!
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Boy:WhaaaAaaat?
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GIRL:"Kitne cute hote hain na!" :P :P

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