General Chat NEW! The Student Forums Chatroom > Funnies

Clean jokes thread!!!

(1/256) > >>

I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
So I'm going to start a new jokes thread from scratch. ;) Its going to be a "clean-jokes only" thread.

So guys please start posting all of your clean jokes here. ;D

Monica:
-_-

This is the same thread like mine. I shall merge the threads  :P

nid404:
WOW! This is JOKES! LOL  :D

I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
I'll start. ;)

                                                    Ugly duckling


Three old maids die and arrive in heaven at the same time.
  When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven:don't step on the ducks!"

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"

The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck and along comes
St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing.  With him is another extremely ugly man.  He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for alleternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, then one day St.Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on... very tall, dark hair, and muscular.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word and walks away.
 
The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"

The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"

Monica:
He made my Jokes and Riddles thread dirty and now he is making a new one!

Nice try! ha ha! I will remove all your dirty jokes from my threads and it will stay clean as it was before. :P

Navigation

[0] Message Index

[#] Next page