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Master_Key:
Height of Frustration :
Mere sapno mein ayi ek sundar pari...
wah wah...
Mere sapno mein ayi ek sundar pari...
Aur boli " All the questions are Compulsary...!!! "
Master_Key:
Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins."
After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you... got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm,strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says "Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons."
All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!See more
Master_Key:
ON & OFF dono friendz thein.
ON ne dekha k fan OFF hain
OFF ny nai dekha k fan ON hain
OFF ny ON se kha k fan ON hy
...ON ny OFf se kha nhe OFF hy
OFF ON Keh rha hy & ON OFF
ON fan ON krna chata hy or OFF OFF
ON ka dimag OFF ho rha hy
OFF ka ONq k jb ON hy tu OFF hoga OFF hy to ON
Master_Key:
Lesson in Financial management !
A beggar found 100Rs’
He decided to have a gr8 dinner....
He went to a 5 str h0tel & enj0yed the dinner......
...When bill came he said I hv n0 m0ney’
Manager called p0lice and handed the begar over to him’
The begar gave 100 Rs to p0liceman and set free
This is FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT indeed !
Master_Key:
U just might get an urge to Kill Me after reading this PJ....:P
Mein hu Jerry tum ho Tom...
Wah Wah...!!
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Mein hu Jerry tum ho Tom....
www.google.com ! :P
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