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Master_Key:
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter.
" What are you doing ? " she asked.
" Hunting flies, " He responded.
...
" Oh, killing any ? " She asked.
" Yep, three males, two females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, " How can you tell ? "
He responded, " Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."
Master_Key:
Good students are always like rockets...!!!
Its not that we aim the sky...!
But...
We never start before our tail is on fire...!!!!
Master_Key:
In U.S. they invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it outto different countries for a test.
In U.S.A, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves;
In UK , in 30 minutes itcaught 50 thieves;
...
In Spain , in 30 minutes it caught 65 thieves;
In Ghana ,in 30 minutes it caught 600 thieves;
In India , in 15 minutes the machinewas stolen.
iluvme:
--- Quote from: master_key on October 01, 2010, 02:45:01 pm ---In U.S. they invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it outto different countries for a test.
In U.S.A, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves;
In UK , in 30 minutes itcaught 50 thieves;
...
In Spain , in 30 minutes it caught 65 thieves;
In Ghana ,in 30 minutes it caught 600 thieves;
In India , in 15 minutes the machinewas stolen.
--- End quote ---
*sigh* Such patriotism. ::)
Aadeez || Zafar:
DURING THE SPACE EXPLORATION RACE BETWEEN USA AND USSR
When NASA face the problem on writing on space. NASA spended millions of dollars to make a space pen that used pressurized ink cartridges and was claimed to write in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, over wet and greasy paper, at any angle, and in extreme temperature ranges.
But when the same problem was faced by USSR the used pencil!
Lakho rupay bach gaye
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