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[Ash]:
thanks Kim!! :)

Master_Key:
Fil da wrdz as soon as posible..

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b_o_s
d_c_
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i knw u guesd al wrng..
da answrz are
face
books
dice
random..

Master_Key:
Arrested for laughing!!
This is from an actual trial in the UK.
A young Woman who was several months pregnant was sittin in a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her
she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition.
She changed her seat & he seemed more amused.
...She moved again and then on seeing him laughing more, she filed a court case on him.

In the court the Man's defence was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant.
She sat under an advertisement, which read 'Coming Soon- The unknown boon'..
I was even more amused when she then sat under a shaving advertisement, which read: 'William's stick did the trick'..
Then I could not control myself any longer,
when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident..
The case was dismissed.the judge fell off his chair laughing.

Master_Key:
In IIT exam,santa got a question

Prove
sinx=6n

...Santa cancelld n from both sides
Then
six=6
&

wrote
'Kuch to standard rakkha karo IIT ke question ka

Master_Key:
Using ur brain is strictly prohibited wen u enter in exam hall.

Q- U r in a boat in middle of river. U hav 2 candles & hav to light any 1 candle. U dnt hav anythng wid u in d boat. How 2 do it?

Ans-Take 1candle & throw it in d water.So d boat wil become LIGHTER. using this LIGHTER u cn light d other Candle.
...Another deadly ans-U throw a candle up & catch it. Catches win Matches. Using Matches u can light d candle.
If dat wasnt enough,1more ans-take water in ur hand & drop it drop by drop(TIP-TIP) "TIP TIP barsa Pani, Pani ne aag lagayee" us aag se hamne candle jalayee.
If dat wasnt enough even til now,1 more ans-start praising 1 candle, d other will get jealous & get lighted up.
this is style of answering in xams-Logic ho na ho length honi chahiye! Hws it?

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