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Master_Key:
Short story....
2 friends!Mr.See and Mr.Saw... One day Mr.see saw sea &Mr.saw didnt see sea.See saw sea & jumped in sea.Saw didnt see sea but jumped in sea. See saw, saw in sea&saw saw, see in sea.See saw both saw sea and both saw and see were hapy to see sea.
The End
Any doubt?
...Dont ask me.
Master_Key:
If Columbus had
been MARRIED
he might hav never
discoverd
America..
...
Bcoz :
Whr r u goin?
Wth whm?
Hw r u goin?
2 discvr wht?
y only u?
Wht do I do, whn
u r nt here?
Cn I cm?
Cmng back
whn?
Dinner ghar par
hi khaoge na?
Mere liye kya
laoge?
Master_Key:
pROVE 1 RE+=100PS
MEDICL STUDNT ab toh uupar wala hi ye kr sakta hai
COMMERCE STUDENT chodo its not in course
...
ENGINEERING STUDENT lhs=1Re
=100ps=10psx10ps=.1Rpx.1Rup
=.01Rs=1Ps thus 1re=1Ps hence provd
Master_Key:
An Arab student sends an e-mail to his dad, saying:
Dear Dad,
...Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad,
I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari
599GTB
when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.
Your son,
Nasser
The next day, Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail from his dad:
My dear loving son,
Twenty million US Dollar has just been transferred to your account.
Please stop embarrassing us. Go and get yourself a train too.
Love,
your Dad
Master_Key:
Air and students have da same mentality.......
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...hw??!!
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both turn da pages without readin!!! :D
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