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Dibss:

--- Quote from: DrEvil on August 24, 2010, 10:26:07 am ---Catching A Unique Rabbit

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
Dam!

What do eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids

What do you call Santa’s helpers?
Subordinate Clauses

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.

Why don’t blind people like to sky dive?
Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.

How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on it.


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LOL.
Good ones ;D

DrEvil:

--- Quote from: Dibss on August 24, 2010, 08:46:06 pm ---LOL.
Good ones ;D

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Thanks.  :P :P

Twinkle Charms:
goood =)
loouwe them :p

[Ash]:
The prospective son in law was asked by his girlfriend's father,
"Son can you support a family?"

"Well, No sir , he replied
"I was just planning to support your daughter.
The rest of you have to fend yourselves."

Kim:

--- Quote from: [Ash] on August 25, 2010, 07:48:49 pm ---The prospective son in law was asked by his girlfriend's father,
"Son can you support a family?"

"Well, No sir , he replied
"I was just planning to support your daughter.
The rest of you have to fend yourselves."

--- End quote ---
hahahhahahha nice one

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