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DrEvil:
Catching A Unique Rabbit

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
Dam!

What do eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids

What do you call Santa’s helpers?
Subordinate Clauses

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.

Why don’t blind people like to sky dive?
Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.

How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on it.

Saladin:
Great Jokes DrEvil!

Nice to read! :)

DrEvil:

--- Quote from: Engraved on August 24, 2010, 02:06:49 pm ---Great Jokes DrEvil!

Nice to read! :)

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Glad you liked them.  :D :D

Heart Hacker:
nice as always :D +rep

DrEvil:

--- Quote from: Heart Hacker on August 24, 2010, 03:21:24 pm ---nice as always :D +rep

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Thanks.   :D

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