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DrEvil:
The Catholic Fish
A Protestant moved into a completely Catholic community.
Being good Catholics, they welcomed him into their community.
But, also because they were good Catholics, they
did not eat red meat on Fridays. So when their neighbor
began barbecuing some juicy steak on Friday night, they
began to squirm.
They were so annoyed that they went to talk to him about
it. After much talk, they convinced him to become Catholic.
The next Sunday, he went to the priest and the priest
sprinkled holy water on him and said, “You were born
Protestant. You were raised Protestant. But now you are
Catholic.”
And so, the next Friday, as the neighbors sat down to eat
their fish, they were disturbed by the smell of roast beef
coming from the neighboring house. They went over to talk
to the new Catholic because he knew he was not supposed
to eat beef on Fridays.
When they saw him, he was sprinkling ketchup on the beef
saying, “You were born a cow. You were raised a cow. But
now you are fish.”
DrEvil:
You Know You’ve Been Online Too Long When...
Tech Support calls “YOU” for help.
When you are reading something printed, you wish you
could use a search function to get to the point.
You check your e-mail over and over, even when you know
there’s nothing there.
You turn down the lights and close the blinds so people
won’t know you’re online again.
You find yourself lying to others about your time online and
when they complain that your phone was busy you claim it
was off the hook.
You type messages to people while you are on the phone
with them at the same time.
You type faster than you can think.
You can actually read and follow all the names of the cast
that scrolls up your TV screen at the end of a movie.
iluvme:
--- Quote from: DrEvil on August 21, 2010, 01:51:57 pm ---The Catholic Fish
A Protestant moved into a completely Catholic community.
Being good Catholics, they welcomed him into their community.
But, also because they were good Catholics, they
did not eat red meat on Fridays. So when their neighbor
began barbecuing some juicy steak on Friday night, they
began to squirm.
They were so annoyed that they went to talk to him about
it. After much talk, they convinced him to become Catholic.
The next Sunday, he went to the priest and the priest
sprinkled holy water on him and said, “You were born
Protestant. You were raised Protestant. But now you are
Catholic.”
And so, the next Friday, as the neighbors sat down to eat
their fish, they were disturbed by the smell of roast beef
coming from the neighboring house. They went over to talk
to the new Catholic because he knew he was not supposed
to eat beef on Fridays.
When they saw him, he was sprinkling ketchup on the beef
saying, “You were born a cow. You were raised a cow. But
now you are fish.”
--- End quote ---
Lol!!! :D :D + rep
DrEvil:
--- Quote from: iluvme on August 21, 2010, 03:21:37 pm ---Lol!!! :D :D + rep
--- End quote ---
I'm glad you liked it. :D
nid404:
LOOL Nice ones Drevil :D +rep
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