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Dibss:
--- Quote from: DrEvil on August 21, 2010, 01:44:40 pm ---The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in
BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing - and they think
WE did it!
--- End quote ---
--- Quote from: DrEvil on August 21, 2010, 01:51:57 pm ---When they saw him, he was sprinkling ketchup on the beef
saying, “You were born a cow. You were raised a cow. But
now you are fish.”
--- End quote ---
LOL :D ;D
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The Golden Girl =D:
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nid404:
Computer Husband
Husband: ( returning from work ) Evening dear, I'm logged in now.
Wife: Have you bought the ring?Husband: Bad command or file name.
Wife: But I had told you in the morning...
Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?
Wife: My dress atleast...?
Husband: Variable not found.
Wife: It was a grave mistake that I married you!
Husband: A true case of data type mismatch.
Wife: You're an useless nut.Husband: By default.
Wife: What about your salary?Husband: Filed in use.
Wife: And who was in the car this morning?
Husband: System unstable. Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to reboot.
Wife: Will you have something?
Husband: Hard disk full.
Wife: What's with your secretary?
Husband: The only user with write permission.
Wife: What about me?
Husband: Unknown virus detected.
Husband: Do you love me or your PC?Husband: Too many parameters.
Wife: I'm breaking up with ya.
Husband: Program performed illegal operation. It will close.
Wife: I'm leaving.
Husband: Close all programs and log out for another user.
Wife: It's a waste talking to you.
Husband: Shut down the computer now.
Wife: Good bye.
Husband: It's now safe to turn off your computer.
DrEvil:
Scientists and God
One day a group of scientists got together and decided that
man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So
they picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they were
done with Him.
The scientist walked up to God and said, “God, we’ve
decided that we no longer need You. We’re to the point that
we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so
why don’t You just go on?”
God listened very patiently and kindly. After the scientist
was done talking, God said, “Very well, how about this?
Let’s say we have a man-making contest.”
To which the scientist replied, “Okay! Great.” But God
added, “Now we’re going to do this just like I did back in the
old days with Adam.”
The scientist said, “Sure, no problem!” and bent down and
grabbed himself a handful of dirt.
God looked at him and said, “No, no, no. You go get your
own dirt!”
DrEvil:
Army of the Lord
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day,
and as always the preacher was standing at the door
shaking hands as the congregation departed. He grabbed
my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.
The preacher said to him, “You need to join the Army of the
Lord!”
My friend replied, “I’m already in the Army of the Lord,
Preacher.”
The preacher questioned, “How come I don’t see you
except for Christmas and Easter?”
He whispered back, “I’m in the secret service.”
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