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mohit1234:
A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.....
On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone:
"Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded:
"You fool; you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"
"No" replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!"
The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?"
"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily."Thank God!" replied the trainee and put the phone down.....
mohit1234:
A doctor calls his patient
Doctor : I have some good news and some bad news
Patient : OK, give me the good news first.
Doctor : The good news is, you have 24 hours to live.
Patient : Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?
Doctor : The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.
Saladin:
--- Quote from: mohit1234 on July 01, 2010, 05:49:13 pm ---A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.....
On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone:
"Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded:
"You fool; you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"
"No" replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!"
The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?"
"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily."Thank God!" replied the trainee and put the phone down.....
--- End quote ---
LOL!!! Now that was funny!
Saladin:
--- Quote from: mohit1234 on July 01, 2010, 05:50:10 pm ---A doctor calls his patient
Doctor : I have some good news and some bad news
Patient : OK, give me the good news first.
Doctor : The good news is, you have 24 hours to live.
Patient : Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?
Doctor : The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.
--- End quote ---
LMAO!!! Now that is a good one, where did u get this from?
mohit1234:
Thanks! ;D ;D
i got this from a site..
http://smilebank.blogspot.com
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