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mohit1234:
Teacher: What is your Name?".
Student: Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher: When I ask a Question in English, So answers it in English."
Student: Sir my name is Sunlight….
Saladin:
--- Quote from: mohit1234 on July 01, 2010, 05:55:38 pm ---Teacher: What is your Name?".
Student: Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher: When I ask a Question in English, So answers it in English."
Student: Sir my name is Sunlight….
--- End quote ---
LOL!! These aren't exactly laugh out loud, but they make you smil! ;D
mohit1234:
A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.
He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.
Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"
"Yeah, I''have come to activate your phone lines."
mohit1234:
Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of cost today.
Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. It will be wonderful if you drink it from an empty cup today.
mohit1234:
A married couple are driving along a highway doing 60mph, the wife behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 20 years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing but slowly increases speed to 70 mph. He then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a better lover than you are." Again the wife stays quiet but speeds up as her anger increases. "I want the house," he insists, pressing his luck. Again the wife speeds up, to eighty mph. He says, "I want the car, too," but she just drives faster and faster. By now she's up to ninety mph. "All right," he says, "I want the bank accounts, and all the credit cards, too." The wife slowly starts to veer toward a bridge. This makes him a bit nervous, so he says, "Isn't there anything you want?" The wife says, "No, I've got everything I need." "Oh, really," he says, "so what have you got?" Right before they slam into the wall at a 100 mph, the wife smiles and says, " The airbag."
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