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The Golden Girl =D:
aewa di ..lol .. ive heard it b4 bas bil 3arabi lol
dodi23:
Girl "…And are you sure you love me and no one else
?"
Boy: "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
Waiter :- Would you like to Have BLACK COFFEE..
COUSTOMER : "What other colors do you have?"
My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called
current affairs.
Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten
people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The
others all died".
guMnam:
hahahhaha lmao... :D
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
American Football Players ***
An American football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks, "Okay, now concentrate... what is two plus two?"
The player thought for a moment and then he answered, "4?"
"Did you say 4?!?" the coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right.
At that, all the other players on the team began screaming, "Come on coach, give him another chance!"
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
Hot day in Texas :P
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After dismounting, he walked behind his horse, lifted it's tail and kissed it where the sun don't shine. An old man rocking by the general store witnessed the whole thing.
"Whudd'ya do that fer?" he asked.
"Got chapped lips," the cowboy replied.
The old man asked, "Does that help?"
The cowboy said, "Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' 'em."
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