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dodi23:
--- Quote from: mohit1234 on June 30, 2010, 05:27:37 pm ---Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £500. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: " Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "£105,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £450,000" for it.
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of £410,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra £40,000 if it's really a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.
He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
--- End quote ---
LMFAOOOOOOOO +REP MAAN!!!!
I ALMOST FELL OFF DA CHAIR FROM LAUGHTER!!!!
***exam***:
hahahahaha :D nicee 1
dodi23:
A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends
wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business
site and the owner read the card,…. "Rest in Peace."
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.
After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was,
the florist replied, "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than
getting angry, you should imagine this: somewhere, there is a funeral taking
place today, and they have flowers with a note saying,… 'Congratulations on
your new location!'"
The Golden Girl =D:
--- Quote from: mohit1234 on June 30, 2010, 05:27:37 pm ---Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £500. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: " Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "£105,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £450,000" for it.
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of £410,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra £40,000 if it's really a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.
He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
--- End quote ---
OMG :o :o :o ..that's srsly hilarious :D D: D:D :D :D
dodi23:
Grandpa and Grandma always got very excited when they
recalled the old days they were together. They made a decision, one day to make
it "yesterday once more". They made a date on the riverbank they used to go when
they were young. The next day, Grandpa got up 6 a.m. in the morning, dashed to
the bank, picked up a big bunch of wild flowers before sunrise, waited there for
his sweetheart to come. But grandpa ended in disappointment grandma never showed
up even after sunset.
Grandpa went home in such anger. He opened the door, seeing grandma lying
on the sofa with her pillow. He threw the flowers on the floor and questioned:
"Why didn't you come to our date?"
Grandma hid her head in the pillow and replied shyly: "Mom didn't allow me
to go…" : ) …...
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