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Master_Key:
Plz dnt cry aftr readin it....

Zindagi Ne kiye hain Bahut Sitam...

Teri Kasam

Shayari Khatm..

Dekho Dus Ka dum...

Payal Baje Cham Cham..

Mobile Mein Balance khtm..

Raat ko Dikhta hai Kam..

PJ Kyun nahi ho raha Katahm..

Do You belive in Pichala Janam..

Mere Dil Mein Hein Bahut Sare Gum...

Haddi Majbut Karta Hai Calcuium...

Sshakespear ka Pehla Naam tha William...

Daant kharab Karta Hai Chewing Gum..

Exams mein Marks aate hai kum...

hum likhte hai maximum...

Expln d follwing term..

mein peeta nahi whisky, beer ya rum..

Hum Dil De chuke sanam...

Diga Diga Dum Dum...

Karte Hai PJ khatam..

VANDE MATARAM..........

Master_Key:
College ka "pj" :-

College me ki masti Aur pad gayi maar..
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Wah. Wah !!
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College me ki masti Aur pad gayi maar..
.wah wah! :P
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Ab Nimbu Ki Shakti ke saath naya VIM bar..!!

Aadeez || Zafar:
SANTA -  Where there's smoke, you'll find my wife cooking dinner.

Arthur Bon Zavi:
Sardar Ji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash hands but starts washing the BASIN instead.
The manager comes running and asks him, "what are you doing?"To this,
Sardar Ji replies,"Oye, see the board here ---" Wash Basin ".

Master_Key:
Why girls prefer Love Marriage more than Arrange Marriage...???
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Because a known Kamina is better than an Unknown Namuna....!!! :P

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