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Master_Key:
AAM JINDAGI...............
College Ke 4 Saal Barbaad Ho Gaye....
Humne 1 B Ladki Nahi Patayi..............
MENTOS JINDAGi.............
1 b Ladki Hume Pata Nahi Payi.....
College Ke 4 Saal Phir Se Barbad Ho Gaye...............
Master_Key:
Man shoots a mad dog 2 save lady
Newspapr:INDIAN SAVES LADY!! :D
Man- im not Indian
Nwspapr:FOREIGNER SAVES LADY
Man-im Pakistani...
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Nwspaper:TERRORIST ATTACK ON LOCAL DOG.. . :P ;)
Twinkle Charms:
--- Quote from: Master_Key on November 23, 2010, 01:38:53 pm ---Man shoots a mad dog 2 save lady
Newspapr:INDIAN SAVES LADY!! :D
Man- im not Indian
Nwspapr:FOREIGNER SAVES LADY
Man-im Pakistani...
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Nwspaper:TERRORIST ATTACK ON LOCAL DOG.. . :P ;)
--- End quote ---
bad.
Arthur Bon Zavi:
Santa - Ye Chhota Medal Tumhe Kyu Mila Hai?
Banta - Gaane Ke Liye
Santa - Aur Ye Bada Wala?
Banta - Apna Gana Band Karne Ke Liye.
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Ek Sardar Ladies ward me admit ho gaya
Nurse:-Tumko sharm nahi aati.
Sardar bola:-Sharm kaisi...Hum to Paida hi Ladies Ward me hue the...
Sardar Rocks...
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1Pagal Sardar Cigarette Chupa Kar: Batao Mere Hath Me Kya Hai?
2sra Pagal:Rail Gadi
1st:Tume Kese Pta Chala?
2nd:Mene Dhuwaa Niklte Dekha.
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Santa-Mera Ghar Itna Bada Hai K Andar Local Train Chalti He.
Banta-Mera Ghar To Itna Bada He Ki Kone Me Chale Jao To Roaming Lagti Hai.
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Banta sent sms 2 Santa: Bhejnewala mahan,padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.
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Jeeto: Tumne Kbi Socha H K Meri Shadi Kisi Or Se Ho Jati To Kya Hota
Santa: Nhi MEne kbhi Kisi Ka Bura Nhi Socha
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Jeeto:Main? Tumhare Liye Duniya K Kisi B Kone Tak Ja Sakta Hu.
Santa:Lekin Pehle Ye Waada Karo Ki Tum Wapas Nhi Aaoge.
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Santa pikr lauta, biwi ki daant se bachne k liye badi si kitab kholkar padne laga
Wife:aaj fir pikar aye ho
Santa:nahi
Wife:to suitcase kholkar kya badbada rahe ho.
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1 dukhi Sardar bola"Aisi zindagi se to maut achi Achanak yamdut aya or bola"Tumari jaan lene aya hu"
Sardar: Lo karlo baat, Ab dukhi admi mazak b nahi kar sakta.
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In a 100 meter race .It was announced *1 2 3* start*. All started running expect sardar.... Coach:""why r u still waiting??"" Sardar:"My no. is 4".
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A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then a Little Sardarji spoke up: "We are all human beans."
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Teacher: what is half of 8 ?
Rajnikant: 4
Santa: depend karta h agar horizntaly aadha karo to '0' Aur verticly kato toh '3'...
1st tym rajni lost...
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That's all ! Keep smiling. ;D
Alpha:
--- Quote from: Ancestor on November 24, 2010, 02:58:01 am ---
Jeeto:Main? Tumhare Liye Duniya K Kisi B Kone Tak Ja Sakta Hu.
Santa:Lekin Pehle Ye Waada Karo Ki Tum Wapas Nhi Aaoge.
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Sweet this one. :)
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