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Master_Key:
 Limit Of Love.

1 Din Samandar Ne Naddi Se Pocha,

Kab Tak Is Tarah Mujhe Pyar Karti Rahogi

Naddi Ne Hans Kar Kaha

Jab Tak Tum Me Mithass Na Aajaye... ? ? ? ? ? ?

Master_Key:
Professor to Macho : Wht is " Attention deficit Hyperactive disorder ? "

Macho : Jimba Lomba Bomba !

Professor : Yeh Kya tha...?

Macho : Pehle tu bata woh kya tha...?? :P

Master_Key:
Advice to youth.....

~ Never luv a gal /boy..
~ Nvr lie 2 parents..
~ Nvr b rude 2 any1
~ Alwys say sry to enemies..
~ Always thank ur frnd...
~ Nevr bunk skul/colg
~ Nevr roam til midnight..
~ Alwys study well..
~ Listen calmly to wht lectures say..

~ Commit Suicide immediately if u follow the above 9...:P

Amelia:
A Sardar's answers in his medical entrance exam
 
Sardar was giving his medical entrance exam.
He gave definitions as follows:
Antibody:
Against everybody
Artery:
Study of fine art paintings
Cardiology:
Advanced study of playing cards
CT scan:
Scanning 4 lost whistle..
Coma:
Punctuation mark
Bacteria:
Back door to a cafeteria…

SauD~:
nice bacteria was funny

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