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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3105 on: June 19, 2009, 11:55:15 am »
dont know the first one.............light maybe??

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3106 on: June 19, 2009, 11:55:59 am »
What does a blind man see,
a deaf man hear,
and if you eat it you are sure to die?




4rm now i will be +repping...if its correct...but if its wrong u will +rep me!! deal??

do blind men see and deaf pple hear in their dreams ?? 0_o
ummm.... Dreaamms nt sure abt the eatin part though  :-\


mm... maybe they do lol i dunno  :-\
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3107 on: June 19, 2009, 11:56:18 am »
What always goes to bed with his shoes on?

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3108 on: June 19, 2009, 11:58:21 am »
A horse.

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3109 on: June 19, 2009, 11:59:06 am »
What always goes to bed with his shoes on?

ME !! =D
When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3110 on: June 19, 2009, 11:59:29 am »
A horse.

thats rite!!!  sir........+rep to u

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3111 on: June 19, 2009, 12:00:17 pm »
What does a blind man see,
a deaf man hear,
and if you eat it you are sure to die?




4rm now i will be +repping...if its correct...but if its wrong u will +rep me!! deal??

should i tell da ans..........

or will some one guess!!!

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3112 on: June 19, 2009, 12:02:24 pm »
What does a blind man see,
a deaf man hear,
and if you eat it you are sure to die?




4rm now i will be +repping...if its correct...but if its wrong u will +rep me!! deal??

should i tell da ans..........

or will some one guess!!!

a nightmare ?
When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3113 on: June 19, 2009, 12:03:21 pm »

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3114 on: June 19, 2009, 12:06:48 pm »
What does a blind man see,
a deaf man hear,
and if you eat it you are sure to die?




4rm now i will be +repping...if its correct...but if its wrong u will +rep me!! deal??

the ans is NOTHING

a blind man see's NOTHING,
a deaf man hear'S NOTHING
and if you eat it NOTHING you are sure to die?

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3115 on: June 19, 2009, 12:08:03 pm »
What always goes to bed with his shoes on?

ME !! =D


Lol.. ur not serious are you ..:P ?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3116 on: June 19, 2009, 12:08:59 pm »
Why is the answer always so simple?

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3117 on: June 19, 2009, 12:09:54 pm »
What always goes to bed with his shoes on?

ME !! =D


Lol.. ur not serious are you ..:P ?

hehe. dont make fun of'em, cuz i kinda smetimes too.
when i've been outside & i cme really tired. the bed looks so irresistable.

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3118 on: June 19, 2009, 12:10:00 pm »
Why is the answer always so simple?


mm... is this riddle... ?? lol
 :D
What can I do, to make it right
Falling so hard so fast this time
What did I say, what did you do?
How did I fall in love with you?


zzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

I'll be strong.. I'll be wrong.. all the love goes on.. Oh im just a girl tryna find a place in this worLD..  Taylor swift <3

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3119 on: June 19, 2009, 12:12:24 pm »
What always goes to bed with his shoes on?

ME !! =D


Lol.. ur not serious are you ..:P ?

hehe. dont make fun of'em, cuz i kinda smetimes too.
when i've been outside & i cme really tired. the bed looks so irresistable.

i was actually kidding :P
When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)