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Offline X Abdulrahman X

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3075 on: June 19, 2009, 11:25:00 am »
ooo deaar, the woman will be sooo pissssssssssed hahaha  :D
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3076 on: June 19, 2009, 11:27:46 am »
Quote from: X Abdulrahman X on June 19, 2009, 11:25:00 am
ooo deaar, the woman will be sooo pissssssssssed hahaha  :D

exactly!!
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3077 on: June 19, 2009, 11:29:19 am »
Quote from: MR.BooMBastiC on June 19, 2009, 11:23:06 am
+ rep if u like....... ;)


The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their

engagement and asking for her photograph back.

A creative fellow, he went out and collected from his buddies all the unwanted photographs of women that he

could find, bundled them all together and sent them to her with a note stating the following:

"Dear Mary,

I can not remember which one is you ... please keep YOUR photo and return the others!"


hehehe. thats jst 'ouch', bt i like his attitude. hehe. y would she pissed ?? women could be women smetimes !
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3078 on: June 19, 2009, 11:30:01 am »
thanx guys!!!

ok so now tell me da ans of this one?
 

I am a father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.
Who am I.
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3079 on: June 19, 2009, 11:33:30 am »
can u do this one:

There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls.

What is it?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3080 on: June 19, 2009, 11:34:13 am »
a daughter.....:D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3081 on: June 19, 2009, 11:35:32 am »
Quote from: MR.BooMBastiC on June 19, 2009, 11:30:01 am
thanx guys!!!

ok so now tell me da ans of this one?
 

I am a father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.
Who am I.

their daughter ? :P
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3082 on: June 19, 2009, 11:36:00 am »
a window.....some parts in the world? :D lol hahaha
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Offline MR.BooMBastiC

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3083 on: June 19, 2009, 11:36:58 am »
yup sanity thats  right!!!!!


do this one ppl...

Take off my skin - I won't cry, but you will! What am I?

this is da easiest one..........
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3084 on: June 19, 2009, 11:38:10 am »
Quote from: MR.BooMBastiC on June 19, 2009, 11:36:58 am
yup sanity thats  right!!!!!


do this one ppl...

Take off my skin - I won't cry, but you will! What am I?

this is da easiest one..........


ONION!!!!
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3085 on: June 19, 2009, 11:38:58 am »
LOL.......those riddles are hilarious :D lol
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Offline X Abdulrahman X

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3086 on: June 19, 2009, 11:39:34 am »
i was gonna say that :P
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3087 on: June 19, 2009, 11:41:13 am »
Quote from: X Abdulrahman X on June 19, 2009, 11:39:34 am
i was gonna say that :P


U R SLOW!! :P :P :D


wuzzup cousin :D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3088 on: June 19, 2009, 11:42:53 am »
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #3089 on: June 19, 2009, 11:43:15 am »
1.What can fill a room but takes up no space?

2.A warrior amongst the flowers, he bears a thrusting sword. He uses it when'er he must to defend his golden hoard.

What is he?


3.I reach for the sky, but clutch to the ground; sometimes I leave, but I am always around. What am I?


NOW DO THESE....................................!!!!!!!! :) 8)
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