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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2280 on: June 06, 2009, 04:55:17 pm »
Quote from: abdulrahman101 on June 06, 2009, 04:52:39 pm
i just made this one up

5 cyclist cycled over a road full of spikes, 4 of them went over it and all their tyres popped, except the 5th one, why is that ?

hahaha u made this up?!?!! r u sure its a riddle  aslan??!

hmmmm becuz he didnt go from that road...or his tyres where different..lol
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2281 on: June 06, 2009, 04:56:41 pm »
okay tell us ... :D
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« Reply #2282 on: June 06, 2009, 04:57:44 pm »
i wanted to say the different road thing......but he said the same road :D hahahaha


maybe he wasnt on a bike......he was riding with his friends (he is a cyclist with no cycle) :D hahahah


is it so?? :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2283 on: June 06, 2009, 04:57:58 pm »
cuz all the spikes were already on the other 4 cyclists tyres :P

lame sa7 ? XD
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2284 on: June 06, 2009, 04:58:22 pm »
Quote from: sanity_master on June 06, 2009, 04:57:44 pm
i wanted to say the different road thing......but he said the same road :D hahahaha


maybe he wasnt on a bike......he was riding with his friends (he is a cyclist with no cycle) :D hahahah


is it so?? :P
hahaha this is much funnier than what i thought :P
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2285 on: June 06, 2009, 04:58:39 pm »
hahahahahahahahah ...!!!

nopes... quite goood ...

okay one more post ...!  

:P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2286 on: June 06, 2009, 05:08:37 pm »
On day a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were on their way to heaven.

God told them the stairs to heaven were 1,000 steps and on every step he was going to tell them a joke. If they laughed they would not be able to get to heaven.

So the redhead made it to the 45th step and laughed.

The brunette made it to the 200th step and laughed.

But the blonde made it to the 999th step and laughed even before god told his joke.

God asked "Why did you laugh I haven't even told the joke yet"

The blonde said "I know I just remembered something funny!!!"    :P
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2287 on: June 06, 2009, 05:10:07 pm »
mmm abdo yes its sooo lame..lol!!

now another riddle:

What is full of holes, but can still hold a lot of water? ;D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2288 on: June 06, 2009, 05:10:24 pm »
Quote from: abdulrahman101 on June 06, 2009, 04:58:22 pm
Quote from: sanity_master on June 06, 2009, 04:57:44 pm
i wanted to say the different road thing......but he said the same road :D hahahaha


maybe he wasnt on a bike......he was riding with his friends (he is a cyclist with no cycle) :D hahahah


is it so?? :P
hahaha this is much funnier than what i thought :P

maybe u wanna make it the answer :D LOL :D :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2289 on: June 06, 2009, 05:11:11 pm »
Quote from: Shoshou on June 06, 2009, 05:10:07 pm
mmm abdo yes its sooo lame..lol!!

now another riddle:

What is full of holes, but can still hold a lot of water? ;D

skin? :D

im studying biology :P hahaha
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2290 on: June 06, 2009, 05:12:54 pm »
lool..
guyz  I dont wannnaa studyyyy !!!!!

Okazy my computer is playing up.... so Im gonna restart it ... se ya guyz in a bit . :-*
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2291 on: June 06, 2009, 05:13:07 pm »
my mouth ? :P
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2292 on: June 06, 2009, 05:13:57 pm »
la2 wrong Sanity.

lol!! ok Roxy :-*

hahaha mouth!! wrong again :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2293 on: June 06, 2009, 05:14:32 pm »
a shirt ? :P
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2294 on: June 06, 2009, 05:15:30 pm »
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