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Offline SGVaibhav

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2235 on: June 06, 2009, 03:57:29 pm »
i cant find any jokes  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2236 on: June 06, 2009, 04:01:29 pm »
Quote from: sgvaibhav on June 06, 2009, 03:57:29 pm
i cant find any jokes  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
find some!! >:(

hey i helped ur thread "General Talk" not to die..i posted a lot over there...now help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :'(


lol!! ill try to get some... :)
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2237 on: June 06, 2009, 04:02:06 pm »
it will get betta after monday
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« Reply #2238 on: June 06, 2009, 04:05:34 pm »
Quote from: lil^$tar on June 06, 2009, 04:02:06 pm
it will get betta after monday

ya thats wat i think also..AFTER BIO!!lol!
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2239 on: June 06, 2009, 04:15:21 pm »
ok so what are we gonna do till then, i really cant be bothered to study eco nor bio lol
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2240 on: June 06, 2009, 04:21:14 pm »
Hearing Ad

A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money.

“How much do they run?“ he asked the clerk.

“That depends,“ said the salesman. “They run from 100 bucks to 10,000.“

“Let‘s see the cheaspest model,“ he said.

The clerk put the device around the man‘s neck.

“You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket,“ he instructed.

“How does it work?“ the customer asked. “For 100 RS it doesn‘t work,“ the salesman replied. “But when people see it on you, they‘ll talk louder!“  =P
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2241 on: June 06, 2009, 04:24:05 pm »
yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ABDO IS BACK TO SAVE THE THREAD!!!

"SUPERABOOD" LOL!!
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2242 on: June 06, 2009, 04:25:24 pm »
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL...!!!


Guyz were's Q80 ...?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2243 on: June 06, 2009, 04:27:26 pm »
no idea :P

Two men were sitting at the top floor of the Empire State Building.

One man says to the other.. "You know, if you jump out the window here, the force of the wind will blow you back in through the window on the 90th floor.."

The other man says " you're jokin aren't u?"

The 1st man says "No, here.. I'll prove it" so he stands on the window ledge and jumps out.. and comes back in thru the 90th floor window..

The 2nd man says.. "That was just a one off" So he does it again.. and comes thru on the 90th floor.. runs back up and says "See, im telling the truth"

The 2nd man says "Wow, im gonna do it then" he stands on the window ledge, jumps out and falls to his death.

The barman says to the first man.. "You know, you're an idiot when you're drunk superman"
« Last Edit: June 06, 2009, 04:30:49 pm by abdulrahman101 »
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2244 on: June 06, 2009, 04:28:12 pm »
ya where is he..missin his lame jokes :(
lol!!!

Sweetsh kol dah ur havin lunch?!!lol!! :P
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Offline Ukhti-R

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2245 on: June 06, 2009, 04:29:17 pm »
Abdu.. Im sure  language can be censored


Thanx mate ,,, okay Im modifying my posts cuz Im w8in for snitty .,...!!
« Last Edit: June 06, 2009, 04:31:58 pm by Roxy »
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2246 on: June 06, 2009, 04:31:01 pm »
Quote from: Roxy on June 06, 2009, 04:29:17 pm
Abdu.. Im sure  language can be censored

done :P
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2247 on: June 06, 2009, 04:32:54 pm »
had to modify this one a bit, might not be as funny, u can try to solve which word i changed lol :P

Magic Apples !

A young fellow ran into an old man who was carring a bag.

"What's in the bag?" the youngster asked.

"magic apples", the old man replied.

"Prove it", said the young man.

"Well, besides apples, what is your favorite two fruits?" asked the old man.

"Watermelon and peaches", he answered.

The man handed him an apple and told him to try it out. The boy took a bite and said that it tasted like a watermelon. "Ok, turn it over", he said.

The boy did and took another bite and said that it tasted like a peach.

The youngster still wasn't convinced that they were magic.

The old fellow told him to name something else that he liked to eat.

"I like to eat chicken." he snapped.

The man handed him another apple and told him to try it.

He took a big bite, spit it out, wipped his mouth and esclaimed, "That tasted like sh*t".

The old man looked at him, smiled and said, "Turn it over."
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2248 on: June 06, 2009, 04:35:15 pm »
lool..!! I obviously havnt got a dirty mind ... :P :P :P :P :P :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2249 on: June 06, 2009, 04:35:55 pm »
hahaha..this one is funny...hahahaha

isnt it the chicken A**??!! :-\
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