JOKES AND Riddles!!

[Q80BOY]

i got it by email 

[Monica]

HEY PEOPLE!!!!!! well i read ur posts and thx for missing me becuz i missed u more

Well i came from 45 min but my friends were on the phone askin about the paper..lol 4 calls imagaine since i entered from the door!!
 
Chemistry paper was not that easy i know, BUT i have a very good news for u!!!! A friend and a teacher told me that in the history of chemistry the highest grade in chemistry paper 3 is 58/80 SO IMAGINE 22 MARKS LOST AND U STILL GET AN A!!coool!!

Accounting was fine i did everything right alhamdolilah well but the theory part was a bit difficult though

Anyway...i was sittin wid angel and my best friend we were the only people left in school lol!! we had a great converstaion and lots of fun!!

GROUP HUG PEOPLE!! AND ROXY HOPE U COME ONLINE!!

[Q80BOY]

Wrong E-mail Address!
 
Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address:

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter.
They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans.
So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel.
There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife.
However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral.
He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack.
The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor,
and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My loving wife

Subject: I've arrived Date: May 9th, 2005

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here

now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones.

I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then.

Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!!
 

[Q80BOY]

welcome back shoushou !!

glad ur accounting was easy !! 

[AS girl]

Wrong E-mail Address!
 
Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address:

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter.
They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans.
So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel.
There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife.
However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral.
He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack.
The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor,
and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My loving wife

Subject: I've arrived Date: May 9th, 2005

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here

now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones.

I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then.

Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!!
 

hahaha nice!

[Monica]

welcome back shoushou !!

glad ur accounting was easy !! 

thx mate!! and hey i said in the history of chemistry the highest was 58/80, while last year it was 45/80!! wow!! cant believe it!

[X Abdulrahman X]

*cough* someone not getting a good mark in chemistry *cough*

[Monica]

ya everyone said it was difficult...so then dont worry curve is gonna be low inshallah

[Q80BOY]

*cough* no one is *cough*  

here, read this joke and freshen up,  

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her.

We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits.

She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all.

She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."

We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.

Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck.

I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.

Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.... but at least she knows I'm smarter than her.


Alright girls. Comment on if you agree. Hell even if you disagree, comment  

Men, comment on this because you have balls !!

(By the way is it over-rated ??)

[X Abdulrahman X]

ya everyone said it was difficult...so then dont worry curve is gonna be low inshallah

i hope so :/ i did really bad in p6, but did ok in p3, inshallah p1 is really easy
and look at the bright side, we finished the hardest exam left well for me lol

[X Abdulrahman X]

hahaha
and no over rated = good + funny we are all 15+ ^_^

[Q80BOY]

hahaha
and no over rated = good + funny we are all 15+ ^_^

good, cause i dont want any parents filing lawsuits against me for contaminating ur "clean" minds 

jk 

[AS girl]

never judge a person according to what he owns or how he looks!or what he does!
personally, I always judge a person according to his personality!nothing else  

[Q80BOY]

Cavan Divorce
 
A man in Cavan calls his son in London a couple of days before
Christmas Eve and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that
Your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough".

"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer", the father says.
"We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you
call your sister in Leeds and tell her".

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like
Hell they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this".

She calls Cavan immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT
getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm
calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow . Until
then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?", and hangs up.


The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay", he
says, "they're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own
way..."
 

[Monica]

mmmmm i think men only think of themselves...women have no choice at the end.... and for me i am ready to marry the son of the gardener if i really love him!!lol!! just kidden...